PITIFUL WORMS!  Did you really think that you had seen the last of me, the almighty ZIM?!  HA!  I laugh at your FOOLISH assumptions!

See?  Here I go.

AHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Eh....  That is....

I am glad to see all my FRIENDS again and hope to have a wonderful time.

ZIM WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE A CHANGE!

Yes, Zim has found a SECOND source of ultimate power!  In order to double the ultimate power output, Zim has decided to merge these two sources together.  I give you...

THE CHURCH OF DOOD-YO!

JOIN TODAY FOR ULTIMATE POWER, DOOD-YO!  ULTIMATE POWER, DOOD-YO!

Zim has begun day one of his search.  It is a difficult task, but the rewards are oh so sweet...  I will begin my search within a "Glass Bonsai."  I'm not entirely sure what that is, but if it will get me closer to my goal, then I will brave anything this "Glass Bonsai" can throw!  DO YOUR BEST, "GLASS BONSAI," YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE MIGHTY MIGHT ( Read more... )

I have found GIR!  And have no idea where I am.  MAPS ARE FOR THE WEAK ( Read more... )

It seems that not all life in this... "Paixao" is human.  Good!  Less for Zim to deal with.  Nevertheless, I should be careful.  It's impossible to tell who is friend or foe.  ZIM NEEDS NO FRIENDS ANYWAY!  Also, I have become aware of the existence of one "Berkeley" who seems to know my every move.  I must FIND AND DESTROY HIM AND THEN INTERROGATE ( Read more... )

PITIFUL COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE!  You thought you could defeat me?  Me?!  The great and all powerful Zim?!  I've toyed with more complicated devices as... eh... toys!

Er...  I mean... that is...  Eh...  I figured this out--becauseI'mamazing/agenius--yay?

SO...  This is public, yes?  Then I shall introduce myself!  I AM ZIM!  And I will rule you all!  ( Read more... )