The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing ( Read more... )

HA! Tiz time for Hallowe'en festivities! I seem to be the only one in the mood though. Get in the mood, you fools ( Read more... )

I've been trying out the Dutch language and have found that I rather like it. I can read it...a bit. It's not very hard, check it out ( Read more... )

Mum and her boss were duking it out today. They were fighting over who should get the giant pile of gold in the road. My mum eventually won because she's way cool. Oh, and because she stole her bosses leg, so her boss fell over, and then my mum turned her boss into a leprechaun. Not just any leprechaun. This leprechaun is reeeeeally stupid and ( Read more... )

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven ( Read more... )

Have you noticed that with some people on certain subjects, they simply tune you out? For example, I was talking about how humans evolve, and I wasn't even saying anything religious-wise, and a bunch of people around me gave me funny looks and were like "You believe in evolution??" Dude, I don't consider evolution to be opinion-based. Unless you ( Read more... )

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH ( Read more... )

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I talked to Tiffany!!! Again!!! We have Government together next semester. Yay. She said that her parents spilt up a while ago, and her father is a millionaire who is still living in London. She said he might consider hosting me. The only bad thing she mentioned was that he had a newborne baby. However, but August of next year, I'm sure the ( Read more... )

This is so stupid.  It's just teaching kids to grow up stupid like the stupid, ignorant adults who spawned them.  That place should be burned down.  Am I the only one who thinks this?