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[irishhalfblood]

Does anyone know how to get squirrels to carry and use weapons without blowing themselves up in the process?

Also, does anyone know what gets squirrel blood out of the carpet?

Comments

[silver_snark]

You worry me, Finnigan.

[irishhalfblood]

I do? Why?

[silver_snark]

Because clearly there is a problem with your brain being missing. How about I teach you to be an animagus? Surely you will end up some hyperactive mammal, a Squirrel or chipmunk or something, and then you can experiment yourself.

[irishhalfblood]

My brain is not missing! I know it's there!

....You WOULD? That would be so cool!

[beastuser]

Depends on the size of the weapon, sweetie!

[irishhalfblood]

YOU HAVE A SQUIRREL IN YOUR ICON! Do you train them too?

[beastuser]

I train all sorts of animals! You're not trying to build up a squirrel army, are you?

[irishhalfblood]

Really? I had a hamster circus, but it went wrong.

...........No

[countryspaz]

Why would anyone want to know how to do that?

[irishhalfblood]

I have my reasons.

[countryspaz]

I'm confused! It's just so outrageous. Not even I would do something like that, or want to know in the least.

[betterthansephy]

Uweeheehee! Just use magic. It's better than anything you could come up with.

[irishhalfblood]

Me and magic tends to go in the explosive direction.

[betterthansephy]

Oh, really? How amazingly fun! Destruction is always great! Uweeheehee!

[kittytakeout]

My cat will enjoy this entry. I'm sure he would be interested in training squirrels as well. Good work.

Please run all future entries by me before posting, so that we can guarantee he will continue to enjoy reading your journal.

[irishhalfblood]

You have a talking cat?

BLOODY AWESOME! Does he do tricks?

[kittytakeout]

Only sometimes. He can be a bit difficult.