Secretary!Cillian

[irish_channel]

Woo hoo, it's up and running. Look at me, I'm balancing more than one project *loses balance and falls down, face first...onto Cillian. Proceeds to turture him with large, florescent dildos.*

Title: Freshen Your Coffee Mr. McGregor?
Rating:I'd say a light R.
Word Count: 467, just a drabble.
Summary: How ever will Cillian think to impress his new

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[ima_pseudonym]

“Don’t patronize me - what took so long with the coffee

[irish_channel]

LOl, why do I find it funny that you want coffee now? That should not be funny. But it IS. Anyway, thank you kindly for your review. Dildo lit pathways? I won't even have to look you up if I go to Oklahoma. I'll just ask for dildo girl. :)
For some reason, I never find my own stories hot. Only stories by others. It's why I have a hard time with hard core smut. *sighs* hopefully, it's read-worthy.

Go enjoy a nice cup of Cill, um, coffee. yeah.

[ima_pseudonym]

Dildo girl! XDDDDDDDDD *dead*

Let's see... You have the crazy cat lady, down the street. The mail man, three blocks down, and oh yeah. There's Dildo Girl's house. ^___^'

There's no rhyme or reason to what I find sexy. Sometimes I like my own work. Sometimes not. Sometimes I like other people's work... And, again, sometimes not. And then there are occasions when stories I previously didn't care for, suddenly redeem themselves, if only for one sentence I may have missed, and they're suddenly hot.

Ewan/Cillian is always readworthy. ^_^ Actually, this drabble inspired me to write one of... almost similar themes. Only Ewan's the secretary. (Which I hadn't thought would amuse me... until I read your Cillian secretary fic.)

Indeed! *off to find starbucks, now*

[irish_channel]

Ahhh! You msut post this story immediately or I shall smack thee upon thy poor tender head with the holy florescent dildo of Antioc (sp? Does anyone know how to spell this? Should I REALLY be leaving open invitations to monty python freaks?)

Beware my wrath. Actually, I really wanted to do a Secretary!Ewan, just because I think we all know hot to picture Cillian as the 'Master' character.

Have you ever seen that movie secretary? It's a touching love story...with smutty quirks. Actually, it IS really good. And not just for smut purposes.

Return from starbucks quickly and post your story.

[tarnishedspider]

*fans self* Yum that was hot. I just loved the idea with the skirt. Very tempting. Once more I just the realism you bring to your stories the small detail you throw in makes it that much better. ^-^ I really hope you do have a second part to this. I shall await with eager anticipation. ^-^

[irish_channel]

Thank you so much! I have a good idea for the sequel, so hang on to your pants.

[tarnishedspider]

Will do. ^o^

[ghostgolem]

you've gone too far now... you've reached the point of no return Helen... now you must be annihated.

[enter four horsemen of the apocalypse]

[irish_channel]

OMG...not the four horsemen!!!!!

[ghostgolem]

you bet your ass the horsemen, and they won't be riding no ponies either.

[irish_channel]

Well, then they would call them Ponymen, wouldn't they?