Secretary!Cillian

[irish_channel]

Woo hoo, it's up and running. Look at me, I'm balancing more than one project *loses balance and falls down, face first...onto Cillian. Proceeds to turture him with large, florescent dildos.*

Title: Freshen Your Coffee Mr. McGregor?
Rating:I'd say a light R.
Word Count: 467, just a drabble.
Summary: How ever will Cillian think to impress his new

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[ima_pseudonym]

“Don’t patronize me - what took so long with the coffee

[irish_channel]

LOl, why do I find it funny that you want coffee now? That should not be funny. But it IS. Anyway, thank you kindly for your review. Dildo lit pathways? I won't even have to look you up if I go to Oklahoma. I'll just ask for dildo girl. :)
For some reason, I never find my own stories hot. Only stories by others. It's why I have a hard time with hard core smut. *sighs* hopefully, it's read-worthy.

Go enjoy a nice cup of Cill, um, coffee. yeah.

[ima_pseudonym]

Dildo girl! XDDDDDDDDD *dead*

Let's see... You have the crazy cat lady, down the street. The mail man, three blocks down, and oh yeah. There's Dildo Girl's house. ^___^'

There's no rhyme or reason to what I find sexy. Sometimes I like my own work. Sometimes not. Sometimes I like other people's work... And, again, sometimes not. And then there are occasions when stories I previously didn't care for, suddenly redeem themselves, if only for one sentence I may have missed, and they're suddenly hot.

Ewan/Cillian is always readworthy. ^_^ Actually, this drabble inspired me to write one of... almost similar themes. Only Ewan's the secretary. (Which I hadn't thought would amuse me... until I read your Cillian secretary fic.)

Indeed! *off to find starbucks, now*

[irish_channel]

Ahhh! You msut post this story immediately or I shall smack thee upon thy poor tender head with the holy florescent dildo of Antioc (sp? Does anyone know how to spell this? Should I REALLY be leaving open invitations to monty python freaks?)

Beware my wrath. Actually, I really wanted to do a Secretary!Ewan, just because I think we all know hot to picture Cillian as the 'Master' character.

Have you ever seen that movie secretary? It's a touching love story...with smutty quirks. Actually, it IS really good. And not just for smut purposes.

Return from starbucks quickly and post your story.

[ima_pseudonym]

*shamefully delayed response*

Hee! Monty Python! XDD *<3's Holy Grail* In fact, it was not uncommon for the entire flute section to be seen saying 'Ni! Ni! Ni!" at my prompting of "We are the flutes who saaaaayy... Ni!" Needless to say, the flute section wasn't entirely popular. But it mattered very little, because by the time me and my closest friends were seniors (and section leaders) we didn't put up with shit from ANYBODY. And they learned that, very quickly... 'That' and they kind of transferred their hatred to the saxophone section. (And the tubas were always ripe to make fun of.)

Um... *guilty* Yes. Cillian's got the power, job-wise... But I wouldn't count on Ewan being the submissive. Cillian's sort of my ultimate uke. ^_^ I've never yet conceived of a pairing where he'd be the dominant one. Maybe dominantly submissive?

And I watched the (a) trailer for Secretary! XDDD If that were two men, I'd be buying a copy as we speak.