I really need to get a gig writing these terrible cash-in books

[iridescentglow]

I was at the library today and I saw Stephenie Meyer, Queen of Twilight: The Biography on the shelves. As if gripped by a ~supernatural force, I picked it up, sat down and wasted ten minutes of my life skim-reading it.

I just. couldn't. notJuicy tidbits: Stephenie only dated "nice boys" in high school and all her friends were "nice girls" (vom).

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[noisyhearts]

The best/worst part was that there was a whole chapter (A WHOLE CHAPTER) devoted to Stephenie's deep and pure love for Jack's Mannequin. No, really.

I want to cry and then acquire this. CAN SHE GET OFF MY FAVOURITE BAND NOW?

[thiscanary]

Why is it that the covers of these unofficial biographies always look so.... unofficial?