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[ionianmode]

Life is very good for Ionia!

Sorry that it has taken so long for Ionia to say things. There are many exciting things to be telling right now and Ionia was busy with her very own G-diffuser AAAAAAAA.

Tazmily was a very good place! The Dragos were cute and Auntie Kumatora's house had good music from a piano and lots of ghosts. Ionia got to swim in the

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[iwannarawk]

Har! You can dance with as many people as you want, long as you manage to squeeze in a couple for me, okay?

[ionianmode]

Of course Ionia will dance with you! That is why Ionia asked you to come with her!

[iwannarawk]

Just makin' sure you've got time. That's quite the list. You're pretty popular, huh?

[ionianmode]

Ionia could say the same for you, couldn't she?

[blondprodigy]

WHAT G-DIFFUSER AWW Well at least you didn't go into space Never say "fabulous" again I'm giving you a nickname, let me think of a good one You're going to wear his/her/it's dress too oh god */DELETED*

...With Rawk Hawk, huh? Yeah, he took pretty good care of you at the last little dance party too, didn't he? You can stay up late for the dance this time, I'd say.

[ionianmode]

Yay! Don't worry, Daddy, Ionia will be good!

[pudgy_purple]

What is a G-diffuser?

Sister! I cannot wait to dance with you too!

[ionianmode]

A G-diffuser is the BEST THING EVER, sister. It is an anti-gravity device invented by Mason Summer

[pudgy_purple]

Oh

i am sorry sister but i do not understand very much of that

I hope that does not mean I am stupid

[ionianmode]

Okay, maybe you need to know how a G-diffuser works before you understand where it is used. 'A';;

First of all, you know Newton's law of universal gravitation states that every point mass attracts every other point mass by a force pointing along the line intersecting both points. The force is proportional to the product of the two masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the point masses. In other words, everything ever is attracted to everything else even if it is very very tiny. The bigger the thing is and the closer it is to other things, the more gravity will pull them together. It's easier to think of it in terms of the standard formula:

F = G(m1m2 / r2)

Where F is how strong the gravitational force is, G is the gravitational constant, m1 and m2 are the masses of the two objects attracted to one another, and r is the distance between them

[pedaltothemetal]

...Rawk Hawk?

I'll...uh...I'll be at the dance but I have something planned. I'm sure I'll see you though.

You're welcome for the parts. If you need anything else, let me know.

[ionianmode]

What are you planning, Grandpa Falcon? oAo Or is it a secret?

Ionia will let you know but this is plenty for now! Thank you again! *A*

[pedaltothemetal]

It's a secret, yep. You'll seeee~

[ionianmode]

Aww, can't Ionia have one little hint?

[commanderofpigs]

S-sometimes Mommy gets a little confused and says things she doesn't mean to say or else, Ionia.

besides I think it'd be too big for you so

[pkloveomega]

Wh-why are you calling me a she?

[commanderofpigs]

That was totally just a Freudian slip of the finger. Honest, Lucas. Why on earth would I ever call you a girl?

[ionianmode]

...So Mommy is not a girl?