what's goin on up in this bitch ( Read more... )

i don't pack bowls, but will smoke them.
oh yes, i will.

i haven't had taco bell in 6 weeks ( Read more... )

i burned my tongue on some hot picadillo.

now im gonna have sandpaper cat tongue for a week.

fuck!

the weather is great today.

i might go outside and jerk it.

i love grilled cheese samiches!

jenni's birthday was cool ( Read more... )

purple haze don't play!

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i like bananas in my cereal.
i will steal your bananas and put them in my cereal.

my friends bought me an ipod.
dont you wish your best friends were great like mine?
yes, you know you do.