I just had to mace someone. With my hand.

Vash, I have yours and Wolfwood's cakes. I'll... just leave them on your counter, okay?

( OOC: Christmas Gifts, kind of important because...... )

[background noise of confusion and air sirens blasting through the air]

VASH!

VASH, PLEASE, HOLD THE DOORS!!! I--

[the sound of something penetrating flesh is heard, accompanied by a strangled cry from Meryl.

the background noises fade, and the last thing heard is a closing of elevator doors with a soft pling]

((ooc: So, yeah. Following ( Read more... )

((ooc: You people owe me money for the pressure this is going to put me under.))

( --Emphasis on the LOCKED part; don't crash this shit unless you're a stripper (L, put your clothes back on)... or a member of the CLAMP crew, apparently. You guys have been determined to be as cool as strippers. And Clark. Who isn't as cool as strippers, but is sugary sweet, therefore has to be there.-- )

I think I'm finally understanding this curse now. Call this an official report, I guess ( Read more... )

...I don't--Where am I? Where's my teacher?

Someone is seriously going to bleed if I don't figure out what's going on.

Is this one of the big city's they talk about? ...if so, I don't know how I got here and need help

How do I find myself immersed in a gigantic sea of assholes? Everywhere I turn! Asshole here, asshole there. They're only good for amusement ( Read more... )

I'm staying in to complete some work for an upcoming report. Not that it much matters, considering I can't find anything to record with. I'll just write... on... this, I suppose. Send it out in the paper. Not much else that can be done.

Building 6; 617.

What a night. My head is pounding. I'm going to be popping painkillers and drinking coffee all day.

( Private//Unhackable (for once) )

Milly? I have to go find a friend. Please watch Mr. Vash for me, okay? He really needs friends right now. I feel sick And don't worry, I feel better today, too.

Excel, I'll do the reporting today. Just stay inside for a while, please?

((ooc: The following is an action OR comment post open to all. Meryl is going to be in the town square, preparing to do her newscast on the current curse with Excel at the camera. Where do you fine citizens come in? Well ( Read more... )