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Stitch #35 -- A Horrible PLOT against the CITY

Oct 23, 2007 06:48

I have indeed set myself to countermine the whole PLOT of the Devil, against New England The City, in every branch of it, as far as one of my darkness, can comprehend such a Work of Darkness.The Devil's PLOT has too long festered in this accurs'd place. I think, 'tis no wonder: Where will the Devil show most Malice, but where he is hated and hateth ( Read more... )

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inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 11:18:07 UTC

...witchcraft?

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 11:28:14 UTC

I am afraid so.

inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 11:29:12 UTC

...

You have got to be kidding.

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 11:31:51 UTC

This is a matter not design'd for jest, miss. Witches enact the PLOT of the Devil among us!

inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 11:34:06 UTC

And what the hell qualifies a witch, anyway? Nill isn't.

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 11:40:43 UTC

It pains me to indicate the Seemingly gentle Soul that Miss Nill does portray, However, I must present the following EVIDENCE outside of the Rules which I shall henceforth make a posting Of:

I. The only Creature that must possess WINGS are the angels of the Lord Almighty, wings which must give those etheral, radiant beings FLIGHT. No human should be able to look UPON an ANGEL of the Lord without Fear and much trembling, AWE and a need to AVERT THE EYES from the magnificence!

I have little trouble looking UPON Miss Nill, and I do not see that her WINGS are for FLIGHT, and so it must be that they are deceptively placed, within the PLOT of the Devil to confuse us, to give admiration to what is, in fact, a WITCH.

II. If she were truly pious and ANGELIC, would she have been struck mute by the Lord, unable to recite even the Lord's Prayer?

inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 11:46:22 UTC

Oh my Jesus.

So, wait, if God created beings of whom we're supposed to tremble and cower in front of, who's to say he wouldn't take away their voices if he wanted? Aren't there actual wicked beings out there that you could be chasing?

((ooc: fyi, Ishida doing this is just ♥♥♥♥ :D~))

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 11:48:54 UTC

!! To so freely take the LORD'S name in VAIN, and to DEFEND what must be a WITCH--!!

The point remains that Miss NIll does not cut a striking, radiant figure! I am QUITE capable, with the LORD'S Good Assistance, to conquer every kind and type of WITCH serving the Devil's PLOT!

[ooc: dfslkmdsl LOL it was too hard to resist. A-and, I'M SORRY. -- just wait for later. HE HAS PROOF THAT ALL SHINIGAMI ARE WITCHES. ]

inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 11:51:59 UTC

SHE'S NOT A WITCH.

And how do you intend to do that?!

((ooc: klgjdsg That is just beautiful, I can't wait!!))

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 12:00:46 UTC

SHE Will be TESTED and the Testing of the Righteous shall be the proof!

You shall NOT doubt the methods avaiable to the Pious Servants of the LORD. You, too, shall be put onto TRIAL, for your behaviour does most STRONGLY and TERRIBLY suggest the MACHINATIONS of the Devil!

[ooc: it--it's so much crack XDD RULE XVI BABY ]

inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 12:05:50 UTC

Tested--what do you mean, tested?!

Are you insane?! Oh my God--just because I know she's not a witch, that means I'm "affected by the devil"?! Excuse me while I laugh and wheeze!

((ooc: *dies* Meryl's getting into this shit earlier than I thought. *loves it fyi!* WHEN WILL YOU BE POSTING, THOUGH. I want to see this, even if I'm at work~))

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 12:13:52 UTC

There are Trials that a Witch must undergo, to PROVE her sanctity or accurs'dness!

Insane? Hardly! I speak with the Will of the LORD Almighty at my back. You speak with weak Arguements and use the Lord's name too freely, even as a CURSE, the Evidence against you only builds!

[ooc: SORRY MERYL!! -- UM. LATER TODAY. I GOT CLASS AND STUFF. So maybe evening, ish, like, 6-7-8! ]

inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 12:18:43 UTC

I won't let you touch her!

You bet I do, because there isn't a god, that's why we're here, you retard!

((ooc: MERYL SAYS... profane things, but her mun lolz at her for being stupid enough to not stop. AND OKAY. I will have to watch for it~ Stupid work. *works late in the day* ... *but will try to participate partly on phone :o~* Ishida is my hero now.))

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 12:39:05 UTC

You cast DOUBT upon the Existence of the Lord, to whom you OWE your Life and Prosperity and every breath and bountiful thing?!

Witch! I will not Suffer your Words, your Aspersions, your Curses! You shall be TRIED and FOUND WANTING.

[ooc: .. MERYL YOU BLOW HIS BRAIN. god the post will be so epically big, all these people are getting on his bad side now xD;. OH WORK, that is me usually as well. -- Ishida is glad SOMEONE appreciates him! ]

inyourbusiness October 23 2007, 16:19:03 UTC

THERE IS NO GOD.

((ooc: His icons... I love his icons... *snickersnort* There needs to be more ACCUSERS.))

anti_buttons October 23 2007, 20:16:46 UTC

BLASPHEMY, Good Lady you do CONDEMN Yourself!

The FOOL hath said in his Heart, There is no God.

[ooc: I-Ishida has the crackiest faces. I KNOW MAN. I was so relieved that some finally came around! ]

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