Reason why Matthew is Beater:invisicanuckApril 16 2010, 23:20:52 UTC
In an alternate dimension somewhere, someplace, a muggle-born Matthew Williams is out there playing D on some hockey team. Unfortunately in this universe, Matthew has only a vague idea what the hell hockey even is. See, Matthew the Wizard needs an incredibly bloody, fast paced sport to fill this strange, broken nose shape void in his heart. He needs it like how killer whales need baby seals. Luckily for Matthew, Quidditch exists
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ON UH BROTHERSinvisicanuckMay 4 2010, 04:48:41 UTC
Leafy: I'm glad we had this talk Ari: - about body hair? Leafy: Yes Leafy: :3c Ari: QUICK let us count our manly chest hairs Leafy: I HAVE SEVENTEEN Ari: ..wait did you actually count Leafy: ... Noooo... Ari: Riight Ari: laksdj more stupid contests Leafy: XDDD Leafy: MANLY CHEST HAIR COUNTING CONTEST Leafy: At least no one gets hurt in that one Leafy: :|a Unless they decide to start ripping each others' extra hairs out Ari: AHHAHA that sounds like the most ridic scene to walk into Leafy: XDDDDDD omg Leafy: "DAMN YOU, YOU HAVE THREE MORE THAN ME." Leafy: "GET BACK HERE" Ari: "GET YOUR UNMANLY HANDS OFF ME" Ari: " I MEAN...HANDs......" Leafy: MY HANDS ARE MANLIER THAN YOURS Ari: I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING ANGRY ABOUT CHEST HAIR Ari: IT'S JUST CHEST HAIR Leafy: YOU STARTED IT Leafy: IF YOU'LL RECALL Ari: .........I did??? Ari: By...taking my shirt off...? Leafy: Yes 8| Ari: Can't I even change in peace anymore.. Leafy: Get out of my sight. Ari: Fine Ari: I'll take my chest hair Ari: with me Leafy: GOOD Ari: still have more than you
UHH RAMBLING, still trying to get Matty down roflwlja
Matthew isn't SHY, because Canada in REAL LIFE CANON AND HISTORY is a country known for its broad immigration policy and ethnic diversity. He's open and friendly to everyone, but he simply usually doesn't have that much uhh presence despite how physically big he is. Matty's just really polite and a bit forgettable.
Everyone knows who he is (I mean honestly, who doesn't know Canada), but they just can't really...
Canada for the most part leans to the left on socially, so he's going to be pretty chill with a lot of ~controversial~ social issues like idk sex and drinking and shit. "You're gay? Well that's cool."
Canada is also one of the most loyal and oldest commonwealths, so uhh YEAH Matty's gonna be pretty loyal to Arthur. At least for right now? lol wikipedia
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that one memeinvisicanuckJune 10 2010, 21:19:28 UTC
01. Full name: Matthew Williams Kirkland 02. Best friend: KUMAJIRO I mean - uhh, Katya? 03. Sexuality: Probably heterosexual, but he's most likely the King of Gay Chicken. I don't know, man. Matty is PRETTY CHILL.... 04. Favorite color: Red and white. 05. Relationship status: In a relationship. 06. Ideal mate: UHH shit, someone who likes him for who he is I DON'T EVEN.... 07. Turn-ons: I don't really think about this shit rofl. WELL, he likes boobs okay and he prefers curves. Likes it when you ~say his name~ like that, and he's pretty tactile touchy-feely, so he likes any sort of physical contact. Sit on his lap, let him hold you, share your body warmth, etc, and he's happy? Also, he likes necks and kisses and junk. NOMNOMNOM. 08. Last sexual experience: WITH LILI, in the Transfiguration classroom. CLASSY. Next time, he'd prefer a bed to pass out on, okay. 09. Favorite food(s): PANCAKES 10. Crushes: Old and lingering crushes on Katya and Daine. 11. Favorite music: Probably some variation of indie rock - the type you could easily
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Ari: - about body hair?
Leafy: Yes
Leafy: :3c
Ari: QUICK let us count our manly chest hairs
Leafy: I HAVE SEVENTEEN
Ari: ..wait did you actually count
Leafy: ... Noooo...
Ari: Riight
Ari: laksdj more stupid contests
Leafy: XDDD
Leafy: MANLY CHEST HAIR COUNTING CONTEST
Leafy: At least no one gets hurt in that one
Leafy: :|a Unless they decide to start ripping each others' extra hairs out
Ari: AHHAHA that sounds like the most ridic scene to walk into
Leafy: XDDDDDD omg
Leafy: "DAMN YOU, YOU HAVE THREE MORE THAN ME."
Leafy: "GET BACK HERE"
Ari: "GET YOUR UNMANLY HANDS OFF ME"
Ari: " I MEAN...HANDs......"
Leafy: MY HANDS ARE MANLIER THAN YOURS
Ari: I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING ANGRY ABOUT CHEST HAIR
Ari: IT'S JUST CHEST HAIR
Leafy: YOU STARTED IT
Leafy: IF YOU'LL RECALL
Ari: .........I did???
Ari: By...taking my shirt off...?
Leafy: Yes 8|
Ari: Can't I even change in peace anymore..
Leafy: Get out of my sight.
Ari: Fine
Ari: I'll take my chest hair
Ari: with me
Leafy: GOOD
Ari: still have more than you
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Matthew isn't SHY, because Canada in REAL LIFE CANON AND HISTORY is a country known for its broad immigration policy and ethnic diversity. He's open and friendly to everyone, but he simply usually doesn't have that much uhh presence despite how physically big he is. Matty's just really polite and a bit forgettable.
Everyone knows who he is (I mean honestly, who doesn't know Canada), but they just can't really...
place him
at times lol.
AMERICAN CULTURAL IMPERIALISM, GET OUT imean.
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Canada is also one of the most loyal and oldest commonwealths, so uhh YEAH Matty's gonna be pretty loyal to Arthur. At least for right now?
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02. Best friend: KUMAJIRO I mean - uhh, Katya?
03. Sexuality: Probably heterosexual, but he's most likely the King of Gay Chicken. I don't know, man. Matty is PRETTY CHILL....
04. Favorite color: Red and white.
05. Relationship status: In a relationship.
06. Ideal mate: UHH shit, someone who likes him for who he is I DON'T EVEN....
07. Turn-ons: I don't really think about this shit rofl. WELL, he likes boobs okay and he prefers curves. Likes it when you ~say his name~ like that, and he's pretty tactile touchy-feely, so he likes any sort of physical contact. Sit on his lap, let him hold you, share your body warmth, etc, and he's happy? Also, he likes necks and kisses and junk. NOMNOMNOM.
08. Last sexual experience: WITH LILI, in the Transfiguration classroom. CLASSY. Next time, he'd prefer a bed to pass out on, okay.
09. Favorite food(s): PANCAKES
10. Crushes: Old and lingering crushes on Katya and Daine.
11. Favorite music: Probably some variation of indie rock - the type you could easily ( ... )
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oh i shouldn't have commented here
my bad
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