that one memeinvisicanuckJune 10 2010, 21:19:28 UTC
01. Full name: Matthew Williams Kirkland 02. Best friend: KUMAJIRO I mean - uhh, Katya? 03. Sexuality: Probably heterosexual, but he's most likely the King of Gay Chicken. I don't know, man. Matty is PRETTY CHILL.... 04. Favorite color: Red and white. 05. Relationship status: In a relationship. 06. Ideal mate: UHH shit, someone who likes him for who he is I DON'T EVEN.... 07. Turn-ons: I don't really think about this shit rofl. WELL, he likes boobs okay and he prefers curves. Likes it when you ~say his name~ like that, and he's pretty tactile touchy-feely, so he likes any sort of physical contact. Sit on his lap, let him hold you, share your body warmth, etc, and he's happy? Also, he likes necks and kisses and junk. NOMNOMNOM. 08. Last sexual experience: WITH LILI, in the Transfiguration classroom. CLASSY. Next time, he'd prefer a bed to pass out on, okay. 09. Favorite food(s): PANCAKES 10. Crushes: Old and lingering crushes on Katya and Daine. 11. Favorite music: Probably some variation of indie rock - the type you could easily see him singing AHAHA. STARS, SEA WOLF... 12. Biggest fear: Being forgotten forever, losing his sense of self. 13. Biggest fantasy: Living a comfortable, easy going life somewhere in Canada. BEING ACKNOWLEDGED - not like fame, but just...lol acknowledgment shut up I'm tired. :') ??? 14. Quirks in bed: Mostly remains quiet throughout, but when he talks, he murmurs nonsensical sweet nothings(+ apologies, ofc) and flits between English and French. Is pretty much useless after THE DEED and becomes grumpy without post-sex ~cuddle time~ and hibernation. 15. Bad habits: Matthew: sleeps too much, muses his hair and rubs the back of his neck when he thinks, turns to passive-aggression or sarcasm when annoyed, stutters when nervous, apologizes way too freaking much, slouches, SMOKES A LOT OF WEEEED, makes self-deprecatory jokes and comments to laugh off his insecurityyy 16. Biggest regret: Not being Alfred 17. Best kept secrets: idk he's a good secret keeper. 18. Last thought: "My name is Canada Matthew!" 19. Worst sexual/romantic experience: This is hard, Matthew is awkward. Being horny with a RAGING MANLY boner in public always sucks. 20. Biggest insecurity: UHH well he has a huge inferiority complex. The possibility of epically failing his father and even his brothers and friends is always on his mind. Secretly hates being compared to other people.
02. Best friend: KUMAJIRO I mean - uhh, Katya?
03. Sexuality: Probably heterosexual, but he's most likely the King of Gay Chicken. I don't know, man. Matty is PRETTY CHILL....
04. Favorite color: Red and white.
05. Relationship status: In a relationship.
06. Ideal mate: UHH shit, someone who likes him for who he is I DON'T EVEN....
07. Turn-ons: I don't really think about this shit rofl. WELL, he likes boobs okay and he prefers curves. Likes it when you ~say his name~ like that, and he's pretty tactile touchy-feely, so he likes any sort of physical contact. Sit on his lap, let him hold you, share your body warmth, etc, and he's happy? Also, he likes necks and kisses and junk. NOMNOMNOM.
08. Last sexual experience: WITH LILI, in the Transfiguration classroom. CLASSY. Next time, he'd prefer a bed to pass out on, okay.
09. Favorite food(s): PANCAKES
10. Crushes: Old and lingering crushes on Katya and Daine.
11. Favorite music: Probably some variation of indie rock - the type you could easily see him singing AHAHA. STARS, SEA WOLF...
12. Biggest fear: Being forgotten forever, losing his sense of self.
13. Biggest fantasy: Living a comfortable, easy going life somewhere in Canada. BEING ACKNOWLEDGED - not like fame, but just...lol acknowledgment shut up I'm tired. :') ???
14. Quirks in bed: Mostly remains quiet throughout, but when he talks, he murmurs nonsensical sweet nothings(+ apologies, ofc) and flits between English and French. Is pretty much useless after THE DEED and becomes grumpy without post-sex ~cuddle time~ and hibernation.
15. Bad habits: Matthew: sleeps too much, muses his hair and rubs the back of his neck when he thinks, turns to passive-aggression or sarcasm when annoyed, stutters when nervous, apologizes way too freaking much, slouches, SMOKES A LOT OF WEEEED, makes self-deprecatory jokes and comments to laugh off his insecurityyy
16. Biggest regret: Not being Alfred
17. Best kept secrets: idk he's a good secret keeper.
18. Last thought: "My name is Canada Matthew!"
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience: This is hard, Matthew is awkward. Being horny with a RAGING MANLY boner in public always sucks.
20. Biggest insecurity: UHH well he has a huge inferiority complex. The possibility of epically failing his father and even his brothers and friends is always on his mind. Secretly hates being compared to other people.
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oh i shouldn't have commented here
my bad
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UH I MEAN HI...
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/boings from inside.............................
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