Episode 2: The Dark Hero Strikes Back!

[invisiblelasers]

Crisis averted, folks!  Finally got my hands on a guitar but it's just NOT THE SAME!  Now I know you're all looking forward to an awesome concert (only 3000 HL a ticket), but I'm afraid you're just going to have to wait.  Why?  Because I haven't found a place to live  a sweet concert spot yet.  But, that gives me more than enough time to get my

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[musicpiracy]

What kind did you manage to pick up, geezer?

[musicpiracy]

Reincarnation? Who buys that crap? You die, you head to the Ghost Zone, you stay there forever. Then some idiot with a portal messes with the settings and dumps you out here instead.

[invisiblelasers]

Uh, no. You die and either end up a prinny, get reincarnated, or go rest... somewhere.

[musicpiracy]

Uh, hello? Ghost. Right here. Talking to you.

[invisiblelasers]

Hey, I never said ghosts didn't exist! That's just how things go in the Netherworld.

[musicpiracy]

Yeah, well, if nobody knows who I'm am, obviously the Ghost Zone doesn't exist here, and your Netherworld probably doesn't, either. All bets are off. Too bad you're a couple thousand years old. That can't be healthy.

[invisiblelasers]

I'M NOT OLD! IT'S HEALTHY!

[musicpiracy]

Oh hey, maybe once you crash and burn from a drug addiction, you can melt your guitar down for walker parts!

[invisiblelasers]

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DRUG ADDICTION?!?! WALKER PARTS?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT?! AT LEAST I'M NOT DEAD!

[musicpiracy]

Hey, tip from the pros: That line only works if the person you're talking to is pissed about being dead.

[invisiblelasers]

adkf;lasdfa SO?!

NEXT TIME WE MEET, PREPARE TO TASTE AN ULTRA MEGA HYPER PUNCH!

[musicpiracy]

Ultra Mega... what? Do you get your attack names from Dragonforce albums?

[invisiblelasers]

MY ATTACK NAMES ARE AWESOME!

[musicpiracy]

How many of them have "dragon" or "lightning" or "awesome" in them?

[invisiblelasers]

Well, none have "dragon," "lightning" doesn't count, and "awesome" I lost count doesn't count either!

[musicpiracy]

Uh huh. Why don't they count? You use them too many times? You know what, whatever. I don't even care anymore. I'll be sure to brace myself for your hyper death karate dragon lightning punch.