Episode 2: The Dark Hero Strikes Back!
Crisis averted, folks! Finally got my hands on a guitar but it's just NOT THE SAME! Now I know you're all looking forward to an awesome concert (only 3000 HL a ticket), but I'm afraid you're just going to have to wait. Why? Because I haven't found a place to live a sweet concert spot yet. But, that gives me more than enough time to get my name out!
So, who is this incredibly cool dude before you, you ask? Why, none other than ~Akutare, the Dark Hero~ of course!!! Loved by women and children alike and perpetrator of amazingly awesome bad deeds everywhere!!!
Now, unfortunately, it seems that I have run into a poor, depraved world that doesn't know a thing about me. Not for long! In fact, as my first publicity stunt, I call on you, my newly loyal readers to participate in a contest! You heard me right, residents of... uh... what did that guy call it again? Wonderland! Just describe to me in detail just how awesome your pad is, and if you manage to impress me enough, I might be persuaded to personally give you lessons in being as famous as I am orsomethinglikethat!
So, who is this incredibly cool dude before you, you ask? Why, none other than ~Akutare, the Dark Hero~ of course!!! Loved by women and children alike and perpetrator of amazingly awesome bad deeds everywhere!!!
Now, unfortunately, it seems that I have run into a poor, depraved world that doesn't know a thing about me. Not for long! In fact, as my first publicity stunt, I call on you, my newly loyal readers to participate in a contest! You heard me right, residents of... uh... what did that guy call it again? Wonderland! Just describe to me in detail just how awesome your pad is, and if you manage to impress me enough, I might be persuaded to personally give you lessons in being as famous as I am orsomethinglikethat!