Episode 1: The Dark Hero Awakens!
Wow, I'm surprised this thing isn't smashed to itty-bitty pieces. Oh well, more computer for me!
Where am I, anyway. This place is way too creepily empty for my tastes, sheesh. Hey! Is anyone out there?! Director?! Cameraman?! Anyone?! How'd I get here, anyway? I mean, one minute I'm laying in bed, and the next I'm here.
Wait! I've got it! Someone mugged me, left me for dead, and is going to sell my things on an internet auction site! No, wait! They're going to ransom them to me! Well your filthy underhanded tactics aren't going to work, you fiends! You know why? Because my filthy, underhanded tactics are better! You don't stand a chance! Don't worry, guitar, baby! I'm coming for you!
Where am I, anyway. This place is way too creepily empty for my tastes, sheesh. Hey! Is anyone out there?! Director?! Cameraman?! Anyone?! How'd I get here, anyway? I mean, one minute I'm laying in bed, and the next I'm here.
Wait! I've got it! Someone mugged me, left me for dead, and is going to sell my things on an internet auction site! No, wait! They're going to ransom them to me! Well your filthy underhanded tactics aren't going to work, you fiends! You know why? Because my filthy, underhanded tactics are better! You don't stand a chance! Don't worry, guitar, baby! I'm coming for you!