Well, I've thought about it for a long time, and all I can say about ABC's "LOST" is this:

Chronology Protection Conjecture.

There I said it. Move along.

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WELCOME TO THE FINAL 100 HOURS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.
Barring Martial Law, it's pretty much over.

What just happened?

Paradise is Inhumane
The Quickest Route to Colony Failure

A few months ago, I asked on my LJ:

What if human beings evolved on a planet with a highly malleable form of plant life which could be used in the spontaneous construction of shelter as well as a source of food but which cannot perform this function when killed? Perhaps then our ( Read more... )

Mars as Schulzian Kite-Eating Tree

1960
Marsnik 1 (Mars 1960A) - 10 October 1960 - Attempted Mars Flyby (Launch Failure)
Marsnik 2 (Mars 1960B) - 14 October 1960 - Attempted Mars Flyby (Launch Failure)
1961
1962
Sputnik 22 - 24 October 1962 - Attempted Mars Flyby
Mars 1 - 1 November 1962 - Mars Flyby (Contact Lost)
Sputnik 24 - 4 November ( Read more... )

Graphical representation of the frequency of specific words used during the DNC and RNC: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/09/04/us/politics/20080905_WORDS_GRAPHIC.html

AL SHARPTON PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU ARE A RELIC.

WE DO NOT NEED YOU.

What was the name of the artist who lay in the street for hours (or even days) with a serious wound (or a mock up of one) in New York city and no one stopped to help?

The documentary film "GasHole" is playing at the San Diego Eco center. http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/eve/665059800.html
$25 though.

For fuck's sake. I'll just get the god damned dvd.