The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.5.
Archive | Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Jane got bit by a racoon and I laughed at her. Scarlett met a nice boy named Renfield London who was working for Dylan and Bishop. He informed her that her daddies were coming to visit. Neither Sasha or Kash had interest in seeing them, so Scarlett called them both buttheads because that's what you do when people are buttheads. Finn helped Jane bring Fox to life, but sadly he wasn't a changeling like Charlotte and Austin were; he's a gremlin. Finn did science on Aaron and it was hilarious. Finn once again wussed out and took a young again potion right before his elder birthday, and then proceeded to go scam on a married man. Jack had his teen birthday and turned into a precious blond clone of Derek.
Evil Fox does evil things, like forcing Jane to play in the sprinklers at 3:00am.
Poor Jane.
James: Being an astronaut is great! I’m so smart I already finished all my homework and I’ve already gone to the moon and back! I am amazing!
Jack: Shut up. I hate you.
Finn: Hey, Von. You asked me to let you know when my brother was going to be showing up? Well, the Guardian just keeps saying “post-puberty.”
Von: What does that mean?
Finn: I don’t know. I already have all my pubic hair.
Jeremy and Derek went out. It was Derek’s idea. He’d overheard Finn and Von and was starting to panic.
Jeremy: I love it. We decide to go out after all these months, for a nice al fresco dinner, and what happens? It snows on us.
Derek: I don’t mind the snow. It’s already lightened up, see?
Jeremy: Meh. I guess.
They ran into some estranged family members! :) Look, it's Quentin (Sasha and Gold’s son/Jeremy's cousin).
And Vera! Hi, Vera.
Vera: BURP.
Jeremy went inside to pee and Derek got ambushed by a lurking creep.
London: They know you’re here.
Derek: What? Huh? Who the hell are you?
London: I’m London. I work for Dylan and Bishop, and they know you’re here, man.
Derek: What? How?!
London: They’ve had spies in town ever since you guys moved here. They’re the ones that put the idea into Scarlett’s head to move the family back to Neverglade.
Derek: They forced us to move here?! Has this been the plan all along? Lure me into some false sense of security before ripping me away from my family?!
London: Don’t shoot the messenger, man. I’m only doing what I’m told. I’m supposed to give you fair warning that they’ll be here after Jane and James have their birthdays, so if you’re not out of town by then, they’re going to kill you. You’re only getting a pass because Jeremy loves you.
Derek tried to play it cool that night, to act like nothing was wrong, but his thoughts were as far away as the stars.
Did you guys really build an igloo just for sex?
Jeremy: Takes us back to the good old days.
Derek: I can’t believe we stayed out all night. It’s been a long time since we’ve done that.
Jeremy: It was great. Felt like we were back in college.
Derek: I’m really glad you had fun. Look, I know you’re tired, Jer, but I need to run out and take care of some business. You go to bed… I’ll be around later on, okay?
Jeremy: Yes. Bed. Is good.
Derek: I love you, Jer. A lot. Thanks for believing in me.
Jeremy: Love you, too.
Derek: Give the kids loving noogies for me when they wake up, yeah? Sleep well, Jer.
I'll see you later.
Derek didn’t come back that day, or the next.
It wasn’t until the day after that Jeremy realized he probably wasn’t coming back.
Scarlett: I know it’s hard, baby, but things can only happen the way that things must happen. Maybe Derek was only meant to pass through your life, not to be a complete part of it.
Jeremy: Yeah… maybe.
Scarlett: If you want me to hunt him down and pound his ass into a snowbank, I will. Because I’m your mommy and I love you.
Jeremy: No, mom. That’s okay-
Scarlett: I’ll sneak up behind him, real quietly, and stab him in the h-
Jeremy: Mom! It’s fine. I think… I’ll just go paint for a bit.
Missing his husband so very much, Jeremy begins a new period in his artistic life:
Erotic Gay Sailors.
Seems legit.
Jack: My theory is that dad left because grandma keeps talking about her creepy vampire dads coming to visit. Everyone knows that vampires love to eat faeries.
Ben: Um, then why wouldn’t he take all of you guys with him?
James: Uh-
Jane: Daddy sucks. Like, a lot. I kind of hate him a little for leaving.
Jack: Yeah… me too. But we have to forgive him, you know? I’m sure he had his reasons.
Time passed. Kids grew up.
Friendly . Athletic . Unstable . Evil
Artistic . Hates the Outdoors . Loves the Heat . Disciplined
omg I want to double-heir with them so much they are so cute and I love their traits.
Evil . Rebellious . Daredevil . Commitment Issues
Jack: I still think there’s something very wrong with you, Fox. I don’t like you or trust you around my baby sister.
Fox: You’re very astute, Jack. But don’t worry, I’m just trying to bring your family back full circle. Just doing what I’m told.
Jack: What’s that supposed to mean?
Fox: Oh, you’ll find out.
This is Marie, Jack’s girlfriend.She is super pretty and super nice.
She let Jeremy cry on her shoulder about Derek for the duration of like half of her date with Jack. ♥
Fussy bb.
Getting old is no reason to stop improving oneself.
Von may be stinky and cold, but he got that belt!
Meet Prototype;Zed.
Zed keeps trying to kill Finn, so Zed might end up on the scrap heap.
I know she looks adorable and innocent, but she’s a terror.
Fox may or may not be a horrible little gremlin, sent by ghost!Bo, to put the ‘criminal’ back into Ashleigh. I’m just saying.
He doesn’t really get along with any of the kids anymore. Basically everyone knows he’s a super nasty, evil little gremlin lol. But unfortunately the twins aren’t immune to peer pressure, and calling a kid a loser is a sure-fire way to manipulate them.
Fox talked the twins into pranking the school. They all had a great time, releasing frogs, flooding bathrooms, and toilet-papering the principal’s office.
But when the sirens came, it was pretty evident who the scapegoat was.
Prom ask: SUCCESS.
Finn: Why did I suddenly feel compelled to build this alien snowman out in front of my place of business?
I don’t know, Finn. Why did you?
Finn: It’s like I can feel that invaders are coming. Like the Guardian is trying to send me a message.
Who are those creepers outside the front window?
Scarlett: Daddies are finally here.
Jane: Oh god.
Dylan: Hola, family.
Bishop: Hi. We’ve come to eat you.
Dylan: Bishop, shut up.
Scarlett: I was certain I’d never see you both again. I don’t know whether to hit you or hug you.
Bishop: I want her to hit us. I want to see my baby girl throw a punch.
Dylan: You’re crazy! Definitely hugs. She’s such a great hugger.
Scarlett: You’re here to take the children away, aren’t you?
Bishop: Still so perceptive, sweetheart.
Dylan: We’ll talk about that later, okay? Let’s just keep this between us for now.
It’s no wonder you like painting out here, Jeremy.
Look at that view.
Old people + Gardening = Gnome paradise.
Jeremy: Mom says you two wanted to talk to me? Something about the kids?
Dylan: Yeah. Let’s just cut to the chase: For the past several generations of this family, there’s been a behind-the-scenes grudge match between vampires like me and Bishop, and the fae, like your kids and your shady ex-husband.
Jeremy: Hey, he reformed-
Bishop: Regardless. Me and Dyl think we have a solution. We’re going to take the twins, ensure that at least one of them falls in love with a vampire, and hopefully any kids they have will be proof that vampires and fae can co-exist peacefully. What do you say?
Jeremy: You can’t just take my kids! I won’t let you!
Bishop and Dylan weren’t too interested in trying to convince anyone of anything. Mind-control was much easier.
Jack: So, you guys are going to go live with our great-grandfathers and I’m going to live with dad. For school… I think? Because I’m almost in college and I’m going to switch to a private school? Right?
Jeremy: I think that’s it. Does anyone else have a headache?
James: Fine by me!
Jane: I’m okay with it. I keep having these urges to stab people when I talk to them, which bugs me because I hate being mean. Maybe great-grandpas can help me come to terms with this.
Jeremy: Wait, stabbing people? This is really a thing you fantasize about?
Jack: That’s messed up.
Jane: Only sometimes! Fox says it’s perfectly natural when you’re evil. He says evil runs in this family.
Bishop: Just giving you a little friendly warning, from one evil motherfucker to another; I’m going to kill you. I know what you’re up to. Trust me, I knew Bo Ashleigh. I can see her influence all over your nasty gremlin face.
Fox: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Bishop: Not that I have a problem with it. I think it’s a shame that this family fell out of the crime business, and I can appreciate the way you’re shepherding Jane down that path. But if anyone’s going to give her that final push, it’s gonna be me and Dylan. So, you can either leave of your own volition, or I’m going to kill you. Your choice.
Fox: We’ll see how Jane feels about this.
The next day, Jack and Jeremy moved out.
See you around, precious babies. May SP be kind to you. ♥
Guest Sim:
Derek Oros by by divadoom.