The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 4.6.
Archive | Bad words, occasional naked pixels, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Derek found out that Dylan and Bishop knew he was in town, and instead of allowing for all the problems it would cause were he there when they showed up, he decided to leave. Jere was devastated and started painting gay sailors to try and compensate. Jane, James, and Fox aged to teens and are now the worst ever. Bishop and Dylan finally showed up. They mind-controlled everyone and took Jane and James away to live with them. Unfortunately Jane insisted Fox come, too.
Jamie doesn’t like Fox. Jamie started snubbing Fox right before homework time.
Why they can’t do this inside is beyond me.
This is Cora. Cora is one of the twin daughters of aikea-guinea's Rio Marx. I'm making no apologies; I needed those beautiful Marx genes in my legacy.
Cora: Homework is garbage.
Fox: Preach.
I’m pretty sure Jane is just now realizing she might like girls as well as boys. I can’t blame her. Cora is super hot.
Literally the moment these two shitheads woke up they started autonomously pranking everything on the second floor.
I don’t care how tiny and glowy you can get, you’re still in trouble.
The Ashleigh's new mail-carrier. The Paperkids Gang are stepping up their game.
Dylan’s new LTW is One Sim Band, but since they don’t have room in the new house for a piano, he went to his favorite vampire bar to steal time on theirs.
So many memories here.
Aren't you cold, Finn?
Finn: Obviously. Yes.
He died literally the day after he and Scarlett moved in with Sasha. It’s like he was trying to save me from the pain of having to watch. :(
You’ll be missed, bb. ♥
Prom came. Jane missed the limo and had to take a cab, leaving James and Fox to awkwardly ignore each other. None of the kids had dates because I forgot about prom. :D
According to story progress, Jane and Fox were named prom queen and king, James and Ben Harden-Kitt started dating, and Fox and Jane became romantic interests. Oh, Jane. Your taste, tho.
They went ice skating after prom, breaking curfew and staying out until around 5:00a.
Fox possibly plotted evil things. He looks like he’s plotting evil, right?
By all means, just keep flailing on the ice. That’s not a super awesome and rare unicorn, or anything.
Feel free to ignore it.
These fools gave not a single fuck when the kids came rolling in at dawn, being creatures of the night themselves, etc.
Bishop: Our plan to turn the kids into little shit-heads who stay up all night and sleep all day is working, babe.
Dylan: I know. It’s awesome. Now I’m going to play guitar the entire time they’re trying to sleep so at least one of them will wake up in a totally awful mood.
Bishop: Sinister.
It’s just how these evil murderers love. ♥
Mood swing faces are amazing.
Dylan’s plan worked and James woke up in a totally horrible, bratty mood.
James: Ugh, everything is terrible and I just want to die.
Finn: Well, don’t do it in here. No one will clean it up.
Sasha: Oh. Hi. So you’re actually here.
Bishop: If it isn’t my baby girl, Sash-
Sasha: Fuck you, dad. I hope you die.
Bishop: Wow, rude.
Bishop: You know why your dad and I left. It was for your own good.
Sasha: That might have worked when I was a kid, but you’ve been gone most of my life. I’m not nearly as nice as Scarlett. I’m not interested in making up with you before I die.
Dylan: Just let her go, Bishop. They said goodbye to us a very long time ago.
Stop perving on guys twice your age, Jamie.
Jamie isn’t too happy about Fox hooking up with his sister.
James: I don’t trust you, I don’t like you, and I don’t want you anywhere near Jane anymore!
Fox: Whoa, calm down.
James: No! In fact, I really think you should just go. You’re not a part of this family. You’re just some creepy mooch who used to be a doll, and I know you’re trying to corrupt my sister!
Fox: Don’t ever come at me again. I will lay you out every time. You don’t know anything about me.
James: Screw you, Fox.
Finn: Damnit, I hate when I have to be the adult.
Fox: He started it!
Finn: I don’t care! Look, if you’re going to act like children then I’m going to treat you like children. You’re both on time out!
James: What?!
James: Uncle Finn, come on-
Finn: Nope! Go! Go to your corners!
Cora: Was that your brother yelling? I heard him all the way down the block.
Jane: Yeeeaaah. He and Fox don’t really get along. He thinks Fox is trying to corrupt me.
Cora: Is he? Sounds like fun.
Jane: No- I mean… it does?
Cora: I think corrupted girls are kind of cute.
Jane: Can I tell you a secret? I kind of like the thought of you thinking I'm cute.
James: I heard that.
Jane: What? Uh... heard what?
James: Really, Janie? You can't be serious. Fox is evil... and I think Cora's a vampire.
Jane: What? You're crazy.
James: I mean it. Just look at her! She's super pale - way paler than her twin sister - and I swear I caught her staring at your neck.
Jane: Oh my god, you are so jealous. It's so cute.
James: Are you even listening to yourself right now? I'm your twin. If I don't look out for you, who will? No one loves you like I do.
Jane: I know! I didn't mean it like that-
James: Whatever, Jane. I don't want to talk about this right now. I'm going inside. I hate the fucking snow.
James: Just get your head on straight before it's too late. You're too friendly and people will take advantage of you.
Jane: ...yeah, okay.
Jane: My brother said something crazy…
Cora: Unsurprising. He seems the type.
Jane: He said… He thinks you’re a vampire.
Cora: Well, that’s ridiculous.
Jane: I knew he was full of shit.
Cora: I won’t be a full vampire until my birthday. Can I count on you for a birthday nibble?
Jane: No way! That’s creepy and disgusting. You’re dead.
Cora: Not yet, and don’t take your racism out on me. If you’re angry, blame Dylan and Bishop. They’re the ones trying to get my father to hook me up with you or your brother.
Jane: Are you serious?
Cora: Or both of you. Whatever you’re into, it’s fine. I know twins can be freaky. I have one, too.
Jane: Ugh, you’re sick.
Cora: Oh god, I am. You’re right. What was I thinking? What am I letting them do to me?! Jane, I’m so sorry!
Jane: Oh-… Oh, damnit. No, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-
Cora: Wow, did you actually buy that? Was it working?
Jane: …not anymore.
Cora: Oh. Damnit.
I NEVER KNEW FAERIES COULD DO THIS WITH THE TRAIN SET. SO FREAKING CUTE.
jfc Jeremy. No. How about you don’t date your married grandfather.
James: Holy shit! Who would booby-trap a public toilet?!
Bishop: Live and learn, you little amateur.
Jane: I don’t know why, but I blame you for everything that happened today. So have hard, icy death!
Late that night Dylan received a phone call from a distraught Scarlett.
Scarlett: Thanks for coming, daddy.
Dylan: What’s going on, sweetheart?
Scarlett: Daddy, I’ve just been to the doctor. In fact, I’ve been to several specialists all week. They all say the same thing; I’m sick. I won’t make it through the winter.
Dylan: Oh, Scarlett… I can’t do anything now-
Scarlett: There’s one thing you can do, daddy.
Dylan: I could… But are you sure? There’s no take-backs.
Scarlett: I am. Von is already with the angels. I don’t want to wait any longer to be with him again.
Scarlett: Wait! I… I’m scared. Will it hurt?
Dylan: Of course not. I’ve already caused you enough pain over the years, baby. I promise that you'll never have to hurt again.
I love you.
Dylan: Just close your eyes and try not to be scared. He’s coming.
Scarlett: W-who..?
Scarlett: Daddy… Daddy, I can’t stand anymore…
Grim: No need. I will carry you from here.
Dylan: Just close your eyes, sweetheart. Never forget that we love you.
Bye bye, Scarlett. ♥
Puzzles make Finn feel better.
Jamie and Ben take a little step.
James: Fox is never gonna kick my ass again! I’m gonna look so hot naked!
James: Those two things are absolutely mutually exclusive!
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
James: Ow! I hope no one saw that-
[canned laughter]
James: …everyone saw that.
James: Definitely superior to getting kicked in the nuts by a training dummy.
While James was bettering himself and Dylan was at work, this is what the rest of these lazy bastards were doing.
Bishop: No, don’t move. It’s fine. I like sitting on the floor behind the couch, you ungrateful little shits.
(Apologies for how freaky everyone's eyes look in this entry btw. I was trying out new defaults and ended up not liking them, but I didn't want to waste the loading time changing them back to the old ones lol.)
This is what happens when you literally stay up all night.
Coffee buzz only lasts three hours, kids.
Hi Jack's legs.
Finn reached level 10 of the science track. He's finally a legit Mad Scientist, just like he always wanted.
Finn: It only took several generations!
Terrifying.
Bishop: Hi. I’ve mind-controlled you, so just answer yes to any and every question I ask. Understand?
Kurt: Oh, uh… yes.
Bishop: Good. Would you like to make a donation to the Hungry Vampires Who Don’t Give a Fuck About the Stupid Faeries’ Rules Fund? The fund is actually just my mouth.
Kurt: Y-yes?
Bishop: Correct.
Back to your old tricks, I see.
I’m sure everyone in your household appreciates that.
Bishop: Blood-breath is gross, and I don’t want stains!
Jane: What the..?
Blame Finn, bb. He was the one searching the universe all night.
Jane: OOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOODDDDDD
Alien: LATER. /FLEE
Jane: Asshole didn’t even buy me dinner…
Jane: Am I still a virgin? WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
I’d say James had a much more normal evening than Jane, BUT.
Joseph: You’re filling out nicely. Those pull-ups are really working for you.
James: I’m never getting drunk in the bath again.
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Guest Sims:
Bishop Bowyer by nice_days.