My mother is an assassin. My father is an assassin. My grandfather is an assassin. My brothers are assassins.

See a trend?

Mom is crazy- she can't accept that I'm bored and I don't want the life she leads. So I had to knock her out to get out (and she was proud of it). Dad's not so bad. I actually respect him. He let me leave the second time ( Read more... )

....So.

I just learned that it is in fact possible to drink too much root beer.

Especially when it goes up your nose.

( [Private || Hackable with difficulty] )

What a bunch of weirdos. Still, may as well profit from this if I can.

If anyone has any chocolate they want to part with, just leave it by my door. I'll take good care of it.

[ooc; Anything is fair game, but. He's from the anime, not the manga, so. 8D]

...I feel like crap. I better not have caught that City-wide plague or whatever it is. Gross.

And running low on chocolate.

And haven't heard from Tomoyo in a while. I'm a little...I don't know. Worr-no.

And Gon still isn't here.

Question:

Why does it matter what other people think of you? Just curious.

If you're gonna race, the best way to do it is on a skateboard, City.

(That might just be a challenge. Who knows~?)

[filtered away from Tomoyo]

...

All right, I give in. Obviously I can't figure this out on my own, so I need some...advice.

And before you ask, yeah, it's about a girl.

I hope I don't regret posting this.

That new arena is pretty cool. Some of the fights reminded me of the ones in the Celestial Tower- minus prize money, of course, which is not so cool.

It's too bad we can't travel outside the City...I'm used to traveling, so I'm kind of restless, even with the police job.

And still no Gon. You better not be having too much fun without me.Hey, ( Read more... )

Reminders...

How many? How many, how many...I don't know, I lost count-

You can never escape from what you are, can you.

Stop laughing, Illumi. Stop it. I hear you, and you're not even- you're at home-

[ooc; Er. Killua's been an assassin since he was a tot, so uh. Blood everywhere.]

( Private | Unhackable )

--didn't realize we got the fun channels on the television.

[a very boyish snicker]

Better make sure Esther doesn't find out or she'll-

[device cuts off]

[ooc; Said 'fun' channels should be self-explanatory. 8D]