Prov 22 Unexpected Discovery: Kouga's Obsession
Title: Kouga's Obession
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Sesshomaru/Kouga
Rated: T
Genre: Crack, Humor
Warning: Yaoi
Words: 461 (I went over you can spank me now XD)
Summary: Sesshomaru finds out why his husband has been preoccupied.
A.N. Journal entries alternate between Sesshomaru and Kouga. This is also written to poke some fun at myself :D
August 8, 2008
Dear Diary,
I think Kouga is cheating on me. Not only does he come home from work with dark circles under his eyes but we haven't had sex in three months. I have tried seducing my once randy wolf but he would rather spend time in the study on the computer than with me. This Sesshomaru is not happy!
August 10, 2008
Dear Diary,
I decided to follow my husband to see what he is up to. So far he had only gone to work. What the fuck is this bastard up to? He hasn't showered in days and he is starting to smell like sour milk. This Sesshomaru now believes that his spouse is not cheating on him. Who would have sex with him smelling like that? There must be some explanation for his odd behavior and I will find out what it is.
August 12, 2008
Dear Diary,
Before Kouga went into the study, I hide in the closet in order to spy on him. I love the man but he is smelling foul and he hasn't eaten in day. What is the secret that he is keeping from me? As crouched down in a dark corner of the closet, I heard a sob and a curse. “I just bred and now my eggs are going to die,” I heard him scream. Thinking my lover was insane I left my hiding spot only to find Kouga cuddling up in a ball, hugging our laptop.
August 14, 2008
Dear Diary,
Sesshomaru doesn't understand me! My pixelated dragons are very important to me and now I can't even play with them. The Dragon Cave server is down and I don't know what to do. I keep on refreshing but to no avail. Now the gold dragon I so lusted for is going to die. Damn you TJ!!!! You ruined my life. How can I live without my beloved dragons. Sure some of them are gay and won't breed with my females but I love them all. He better fix the server soon.
August 20, 2008
Dear Diary,
Kouga is now in a Dragon Cave rehab. Hopefully he will forget all about this silly game. He needs to get over his addiction soon because this Sesshomaru is horny.
August 22, 2008,
I can't do this I need my dragons! I don't think I can live without them. I need to click...just please let me have one more click.
October 1, 2008
Kouga is finally home and we finally had sex. He is over his addiction! This Sesshomaru is happy :D
Public Service Announcement:
If you or someone you love have a Dragon Cave addiction please call the Dragon Cave Helpline at 1-866-789-1920.
Don't let Dragon Cave Fever happen to you!!!!!
Kouga: (looking around and not seeing Sesshomaru) Click on my egg please....
Author: Tasukigirl78
Pairing: Sesshomaru/Kouga
Rated: T
Genre: Crack, Humor
Warning: Yaoi
Words: 461 (I went over you can spank me now XD)
Summary: Sesshomaru finds out why his husband has been preoccupied.
A.N. Journal entries alternate between Sesshomaru and Kouga. This is also written to poke some fun at myself :D
August 8, 2008
Dear Diary,
I think Kouga is cheating on me. Not only does he come home from work with dark circles under his eyes but we haven't had sex in three months. I have tried seducing my once randy wolf but he would rather spend time in the study on the computer than with me. This Sesshomaru is not happy!
August 10, 2008
Dear Diary,
I decided to follow my husband to see what he is up to. So far he had only gone to work. What the fuck is this bastard up to? He hasn't showered in days and he is starting to smell like sour milk. This Sesshomaru now believes that his spouse is not cheating on him. Who would have sex with him smelling like that? There must be some explanation for his odd behavior and I will find out what it is.
August 12, 2008
Dear Diary,
Before Kouga went into the study, I hide in the closet in order to spy on him. I love the man but he is smelling foul and he hasn't eaten in day. What is the secret that he is keeping from me? As crouched down in a dark corner of the closet, I heard a sob and a curse. “I just bred and now my eggs are going to die,” I heard him scream. Thinking my lover was insane I left my hiding spot only to find Kouga cuddling up in a ball, hugging our laptop.
August 14, 2008
Dear Diary,
Sesshomaru doesn't understand me! My pixelated dragons are very important to me and now I can't even play with them. The Dragon Cave server is down and I don't know what to do. I keep on refreshing but to no avail. Now the gold dragon I so lusted for is going to die. Damn you TJ!!!! You ruined my life. How can I live without my beloved dragons. Sure some of them are gay and won't breed with my females but I love them all. He better fix the server soon.
August 20, 2008
Dear Diary,
Kouga is now in a Dragon Cave rehab. Hopefully he will forget all about this silly game. He needs to get over his addiction soon because this Sesshomaru is horny.
August 22, 2008,
I can't do this I need my dragons! I don't think I can live without them. I need to click...just please let me have one more click.
October 1, 2008
Kouga is finally home and we finally had sex. He is over his addiction! This Sesshomaru is happy :D
Public Service Announcement:
If you or someone you love have a Dragon Cave addiction please call the Dragon Cave Helpline at 1-866-789-1920.
Don't let Dragon Cave Fever happen to you!!!!!
Kouga: (looking around and not seeing Sesshomaru) Click on my egg please....