Prov 50 / Revisit (33 - Breaking the Fourth Wall)

[salomesensei]

Title: Dear Moderator
Author: Sensei
Prompt: Revisit (33 - Breaking the Fourth Wall)
Words: 370
Rating: MA
Characters: Naraku
Genre: Grudgewank
Summary: Naraku Writes a letter to the Moderator of inucomedyclub.
Warnings: Foul language, reference to tentacle raep.

Comments

[knittingknots]

Just about spewed my morning coffee onto my monitor! This is a riot!

[salomesensei]

Don't give him the satisfaction. I just can't seem to escape the trolls. Troll with tentacles, yeesh.

[enemytosleep]

I have been advised to refrain from commenting on this on a public forum by my attorney. I will see you at the hearing, Naraku.

[salomesensei]

As a Comm moderator myself, I would hate to be told what to do, but if you need to ban me, I understand. What a stalker. Talk about grudgewank, jeez.

[enemytosleep]

Akitoki Hojo, Esq. here.

My client has been advised to refrain form taking any action on this matter until after the hearing, up to and including the banning of any member involved or associated with plaintiff.

[salomesensei]

Bah, no way is he going to sue. It's all covered by parody clauses and he knows it. This was just public grandstanding, and grudge of the worst kind. What a loser. Suck it up, Onigumo.

That said: Damn, Akitoki, you look hot in a suit.

[kingbaka22]

Wow, with the prompts you've been doing, this was a great idea. And it was hilarious too. You pulled off Naraku's detached, aloof, I'm-better-than-you peronsality perfectly.

And if Naraku ever does sue you, I'll represent ya. My fees are very reasonable. Just bake me a cheesecake and we're good. Mmmmmm...cheesecake.

[salomesensei]

Heh, he's just a pathetic troll. I'm glad Enemy isn't banning me. But if he does sue me, I'll be calling you. With cheesecake in hand. (Mmmmm....cheesecake.)

[kiramaru7]

*laughs*

LOVE it, Sensei! ;p

[salomesensei]

Well, I had a moment of being embarrassed about being called out in this fashion, but it's Naraku. I didn't expect rational or sane behavior. What a wanker.

[kiramaru7]

Really? And this troll calls himself a wanker? *laughs* I think he's the one who should be embarrassed. My four year old cousin can wank better than that! ;p

[salomesensei]

Like I haven't been called worse than a "feminazi lesbo"! What a failtard.

He'll probably contact LJ to try to get my icon taken down next! As if.

[talonsage]

You'd better watch it, I hear Naraku hangs out in the "rough" part of the internets.

Funny how he goes wailing to the mod and LJ abuse. Hey with any luck LJ abuse will get back to him by his next incarnation!!

[salomesensei]

One of his incarnations probably is the head of LJ abuse and explains why they suck so hard.