[With the appropriate lights and sounds a blue policebox has appeared. And exiting from it would be the Doctor, alone ( Read more... )

[if you've been in the town long enough, you'll realise it has a new addition. A rather large, very brightly lit mansion. That's right, everyone's favourite mansion, The ~Gambino Mansion ( Read more... )

[ HERE IS AN ANGEL STATUE SILENTLY WEEPING. WAT DO MUSEBOX? OH RIGHT! DON'T BLINK ASSHOLES! THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T DO. NJY! ]

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[Go outside
See Big Daddy wandering around town hitting walls and making whale noises
wat do?]

[Sup musebox, have a fog version of Lucifer! Yay! He's gon stare around in confusion for a moment because lol as far as he knew he was frozen in Cocytus.]

This is not Paradise, and yet it is not the Land of the Damned, perhaps Dante was not as powerful as he thought.

[he can totally tell that there's demons har too.]Minions of Hell, come to your ( Read more... )

Bothersome place isn't this? Nothing to sell, no TV, no morons to send out. No Lucifer though, that's a plus. Maybe this won't be so bad after all.

HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT OF IZANAGI OR I'LL--

Whoa. Normally, random teleportation would be really sweet, but couldn't it have picked some better timing?

How am I supposed to help him now...?

Hey! Get your party clothes on! Because it's time to party!

I'M THE LEADER NOW!

[transforming goes here]