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[cocytuslies]

[Sup musebox, have a fog version of Lucifer! Yay! He's gon stare around in confusion for a moment because lol as far as he knew he was frozen in Cocytus.]

This is not Paradise, and yet it is not the Land of the Damned, perhaps Dante was not as powerful as he thought.

[he can totally tell that there's demons har too.]Minions of Hell, come to your

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[salesdemon]

[Well there's probably only one demonic guy from hell that could talk like that, so there went the potential vacation. Great, just great. Also, that whole shooting in the face thing? Totally not his idea.]

[cocytuslies]

[You should just be glad his junk isn't flopping around in your face, Crowley. He's going to vanish, and appear behind you, all creepertastically]

Crowley.

[salesdemon]

{Yeah, this was such a lovely break from the normal apocalypse and he'd really prefer it if the demon junk would stay out of his face and oh god could you not be all surprise creeper behind him? That makes him nervous.]

Yes? I take it you mean me and not the other one? Of course if you want the other one I'm sure he'll be around shortly. No mistaking you for someone else.

[cocytuslies]

[but being surprise creeper is what he does best.]

I'll get to him in due time, but you and I need to have a little talk, wouldn't you think?

[automoblephilia]

[ Sodding bloody fu-hell-damn it this is not what he wanted. Anything but this. He'd even take Queen on repeat before any of this. He's just gonna...be off to the side trying to be as inconspicuous as possible and also might try to edge away. ]

[cocytuslies]

[he's going to do to you what he did to the other Crowley, ie, creepertastically appear behind you in a swirl of fog.]

If it isn't the other one.

[automoblephilia]

Er. Hi. Been awhile hasn't it?

[ Baw y u do dat. He's gonna move away from you now because he is a tad bit uncomfortable. ]

[cocytuslies]

You could say that.

[because he's a fucking creeper, that's why.]

[brinkofdelusion]

[He heard something about minions, so he came all the way over here, chair and all to see what was up. Last he checked the only demonic hell thingy with minions around here was himself, so he's looking at you curiously fog man.]

Paradise? The Damned? This place is more than likely something in between.

[cocytuslies]

[O hai dar Chaos, what a lovely chair you have there.]

Hn, curious. And you are?

[brinkofdelusion]

Chaos, God of Discord, the Master of Bedlam, Ruler of Darkness.

[Which are probably some of your titles but hey, sharing is caring and all that.]

[cocytuslies]

Wonderful! Someone after my own heart.

[however dark and twisted and dead it might be]