001 | [voice] when irish eyes are smiling

[intottenham]

From one fuckin' shithole to the next. Jeezus.

What's this then? They never painted heaven and hell and purgatory and that as a boat before. Pretty sure I'd remember the ol' cunt Father Connolly mentionin' that in his sermon: 'thy whole body should be cast into hell, which, by the by, is a fuckin' cruise ship'.

[A moment of hesitation. Unsure

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[christ_onabike]

Mate, really. We ain't the Navy, and we ain't... [wait, pause, people are watching.]

[Private]

We ain't a boat of queers, either. No fucking worries.

And this ain't Hell like good ol' Father Connelly went into either, mate. Because I think the whole fucking Church has sommat to answer for if this is Hell.

[intottenham]

[And still not private because Ray has no tact.]

Seems to lack all that fire and brimstone and that. Not sure about lacking in queers jus' yet though.

[christ_onabike]

Yeah, less fire and brimstone, more craziness and parole officers. And bacon. So much fucking bacon.

Mate, lay off with the queer thing, alright? It ain't gonna win you many friends around here.

[intottenham]

Now bacon is somethin' I can get behind. Add beer to that and I t'ink we might just have ourselves a workable situation.

And fear not, I won't be layin' anywhere near the queers. Queer layin' is considered laid off. No more layin' of the queers. Or the queens.

[strangehstorian]

[...oh.]

Welcome... to the Barge.

[Reluctant. :c]

[intottenham]

How fuckin' heartwarmin'.

[strangehstorian]

[Forces a smile, then forces the rest of it and is all sunshine and chippery.]

Sorry. Hi there! I'm Chromie.

[intottenham]

Interestin' sorta nickname y'got goin' there.

[feverprophecy]

Please, tell me more about this naval conspiracy. I'm fascinated. You know so much about seamen.

[intottenham]

Listen smart arse, I don't know shit about seamen other than their tendency towards dick.

[feverprophecy]

Good to know you're focused, there.

[intottenham]

Focused on alcohol. That's all I'm fuckin' focuses on, so don't get any ideas.

[victimofnoone]

Wow. You're like, a whole new breed of offensive.

[intottenham]

I broke t'fuckin' mould, kiddo.

[victimofnoone]

Is that-- Are you even speaking English?

[intottenham]

Do I sound fuckin' English? No. Irish is a whole ot'er fuckin' language, isn't it.