Oh my, the things I've seen!

[interfering_spw]

This place! It's so strange and so utterly colourful! I found myself lost in the forest, walking through trees dangling with food! It was then I came across a bear! Now, Robert Speedwagon is never one to panic, so I simply stood behind it and waited for it to move. This bear, oh this bear! He was eating and eating...And then he turned to me! Of

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[candyswords]

Welcome to Sieben! You can't go home, you can't die, and reality is pretty much the opposite of what you remember~

[interfering_spw]

...Sieben?

...Can't go home? THE JOESTARS NEED ME, THOUGH!!

As for the opposite reality, I wouldn't know! I've seen some extremely odd things in my time! I was formerly a thug living in the slums of London! I've seen a man who can fight with a sword in his hair and zombies rising from the dead! Vampires, too!!

[candyswords]

Yes. This place is called Sieben and it is as far from your home as you can possibly imagine. ♥

Joestars...? You mean like Jotaro-san and Kakyoin-san? They're here, you know.

And my my, that's quite a life! Perhaps you'll fit right in here then~

[interfering_spw]

...You mean there are Joestars here? I CAN CONTINUE MY WORK AFTER ALL! THANK YOU, KIND SIR! THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES! May I ask your name?

[hierophantgreen]

Speedwagon...? There was a Speedwagon Foundation when I was alive that helped out Mr. Joestar and the rest of us on our path to defeat Dio...

[interfering_spw]

Ah, yes! I set up the Speedwagon Foundation not long before I left, actually...WAIT. MR. JOESTAR?! WHAT WAS HIS NAME?! AND DIO?! BUT DIO WAS DEAD. HE WAS KILLED BY JONATHAN JOESTAR!!

[hierophantgreen]

...Joseph Joestar. Jonathan Joestar was his grandfather. Dio apparently took Jonathan's body or some strange thing and awakened powers in the rest of the Joestar bloodline. But yes, it's nice to finally meet you. You're as long-winded as Mr. Joestar said.

[interfering_spw]

I HAD HEARD JONATHAN WAS KILLED AT SEA, BUT THIS IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH TO BEAR!

[heavens_schism]

Mr. Robert Speedwagon has a funny name like a lot of people here...You must be very brave to face a bear like that!

[interfering_spw]

Funny name...? I happen to like my name, thank you very much!

And brave? ... Well, thank you, whoever you are! I do like to think I'm brave! The thing was massive! I was frightened, but I knew I had to take it on and continue along my path!

[heavens_schism]

Ashura didn't say it was a bad name. I like it, it's just strange!

Mr. Robert Speedwagon sounds like he has something important to do that he can't be pulled away from. Is that right?

[interfering_spw]

I supposed your name is Ashura? How odd to speak in third person!

And important...? Not terribly. And you can just call me Speedwagon, if you like!

[ofthestrings]

The teepees? That is actually a settlement of those of us who inexplicably found ourselves here in this place. Like yourself.

[interfering_spw]

...So there aren't savages about? THAT IS SO WONDERFUL TO KNOW! May I ask your name?

[ofthestrings]

Ah, no. It seems quite safe. I don't think they would be very happy about being called 'savages' though.

You may. It's Kazuki Fuuchouin. And yourself, sir?

[interfering_spw]

Ah, safety is wonderful!

I am Robert Edward O. Speedwagon!

[9ball_wizard]

Quite a talkative one.

[interfering_spw]

Do you have a problem with how much I talk? I suppose I should just talk more, then!

[9ball_wizard]

Oh, not at all. I find it charming, in a way.

[interfering_spw]

...C-Charming? Why, I am flattered! May I ask your name, kind gentleman?