OH, NO, I SEEM TO HAVE COME INTO THE CARE OF ONE EGG, VERY LOUD! IT'S SHOUTING AT ME AS I MAKE THIS ENTRY! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CARE FOR CHILDREN, MUCH LESS EGG CHILDREN! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WIFE! SOMEONE HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THIS THING. ANYONE!!

I managed to get lost in the woodsagain and I just now found my way out! With all of the commotion that's been going on lately, not to mention a lot of us are at each other's throats, it hasn't exactly been a welcoming environment!

Iwandered off aimlessly went in search of food and a few turns later, I'm completely lost! The animals stayed away ( Read more... )

*Panting, sounds of rapid footsteps on dead leaves* BUNNIES ARE AFTER ME!! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY I'D BE RUNNING FROM CHOCOLATE RABBITS! OH, THIS IS WORSE THAN THE ZOMBIES!!

I'm not sure what I found...but these delicious fruits have the same effect as alcohol, I do believe! Oh, my this place is so vrety crazy!! It's so wonderful,though! Ixc ouldbn't car eless right now! Oh, but how wonderful this feeling is!

This place! It's so strange and so utterly colourful! I found myself lost in the forest, walking through trees dangling with food! It was then I came across a bear! Now, Robert Speedwagon is never one to panic, so I simply stood behind it and waited for it to move. This bear, oh this bear! He was eating and eating...And then he turned to me! Of ( Read more... )