*looking at my Dad's computer that is in hundreds of little pieces on the floor*

me: 'What the hell...a 'SparQ' drive?!'

dad: 'Yah...that was for storage way back when.'

me: 'But it's only 1 Gb!'

dad: 'I SNEEZE MORE THAN ONE GIG.'

ME: 'I want to put my feet up...*looks around*...hey, where are the ottomans?'
DAD: 'Oh, they're in the basement forming their own Empire.'

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Happy Mother's Day to all you Moms and Moms-To-Be out there.
And to those who are missing theirs, lots of love to you.

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March is "Ask Me Anything Month".
Got something to ask me?
Do it here.
All comments screened.

I will randomly respond...I swear!

Godspeed.

Going with the theme of this post, my question to you is...WHAT IS UP WITH RAJAH?!?!?!?
I swear, she only does it in pictures. I consider this 'a condition'.
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After a lot of careful consideration, I made the decided to adopt. My wishes came true this weekend! It has been a long process, many, many years in the making. But, on Saturday afternoon I opened my home to a new addition to my family ( Read more... )

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It has been decided that this year we will omit the 'Happy' and instead we just bring you 'New Year'.

Be safe.
Don't drink and drive.
Come home to your loved ones alive.


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