[He's got a shiny flip phone, all in red. Gray touchpad. Brand new. With a ringtone. Korobeiniki. The Tetris Song, in some places. It sounds like this. It plays for a few seconds. Then the recording clicks on. Russia's voice is bright and clear. A little high, but clear.]

Hello! You've reached my phone. Hello! You've reached my phone. I'm ( Read more... )