IC Contact Post (Red= Russian!)
[He's got a shiny flip phone, all in red. Gray touchpad. Brand new. With a ringtone. Korobeiniki. The Tetris Song, in some places. It sounds like this. It plays for a few seconds. Then the recording clicks on. Russia's voice is bright and clear. A little high, but clear.]
Hello! You've reached my phone. Hello! You've reached my phone. I'm guessing you already know who you're calling, yes?
I'm at a meeting right now, so I can't pick up. Please leave your name after the beep, and I'll get back to you- if I can. Leave your name after the beep, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
If this is Alfred, please press two after the beep, and your call will be redirected! If it's about robots, I'm not listening. If you can understand this, Alfred, I'll collapse from shock. Go choke on a hot dog, while you're at it. Have a nice day!
[Beep. Beep. Beep.]
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Hello! You've reached my phone. Hello! You've reached my phone. I'm guessing you already know who you're calling, yes?
I'm at a meeting right now, so I can't pick up. Please leave your name after the beep, and I'll get back to you- if I can. Leave your name after the beep, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
If this is Alfred, please press two after the beep, and your call will be redirected! If it's about robots, I'm not listening. If you can understand this, Alfred, I'll collapse from shock. Go choke on a hot dog, while you're at it. Have a nice day!
[Beep. Beep. Beep.]
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