Five Things That Never Happened to Jeff Andonuts. #1 - The last four.

[insanepurin]

Guh! Stupid plot bunny, gnawing my shoe. @.@;;; Does anyone know the 5 Things fic meme? (Five Things That Never Happened to _____ and such?) I'm tempted to try one for Jeff, if only to play with his psyche a bit. :o I can only think of one plausible interesting situation that doesn't suck or sound dumb though. Fuckity. (Four Things That Never

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[soulrockcandy]

Uhhhhhhhhhh.

If 2, 5 and 9 were on a deserted island, who would be the first to resort to cannibalism?

[insanepurin]

Dang, neither! XDDD 2's too honorable to do such thing, 5 doesn't even eat, and 9 is most likely to pass out sick. XDDD!

[soulrockcandy]

Okay, round two!

Does 1 wish they were as awesome as Batman?
Where would 2 go on vacation?
3's reaction to being served?
If 4 and 6 were trapped in an elevator, what would end up happening?
What would 7 wear to the prom or some other fancy dance-type thing?
How much wood could 8 chuck if 8 could chuck wood?
Who wears the pants- 9 or 10?

[insanepurin]

Hahaha! #1 probably does! XDDD

#2 would want to go back to the place she was born and raised. :)

#3 would not be very happy with herself. D:

#4 would be annoyed being trapped. But #6 is so bouncy and optimistic she keeps her spirits up and even tries to make friends with #4 (and somehow succeeds oO;;;) while the elevator gets fixed.

#7 would go for the traditional casual tux, and comb his hair. XD And leave his cap home.

#8 would chuck 666 chucks out of chucking wood!

#10 gets the pants! Hands down. XD

[levikitty]

If 4 and 9 ran for president, who would be more likely to win?

...also, it's the Poogle Parade already? I used to have a Poogle...until I morphed her into a Draik.

[insanepurin]

9 by a looooooooooooooooong mile. XDDDD!

Yep! :o I immediately went and created one! And warg. Ever since I got into Neopets again, I've been saving up all my Neopoints so I can turn my Chia into a Draik too. XDDD!

[oshiro_akina]

Would it be possible for #3 and #7 to fall in love?

[insanepurin]

'Fraid not--7 would annoy 3 to death. XDD!

[oshiro_akina]

Awww . . . Okay then, another question:

How would #2 react if a flock of fangirls/fanboys glomped him/her?

[insanepurin]

#2 would stand still, speechless and kinda befuddled. Of course, she did have a best friend whisper in her ear that she loved her before. :o

[sarajayechan]

Is 1 bigger than a breadbox?
If 2 and 5 were stuck on an island together, how would each one react?
Is 3 gay?
How many siblings does 4 have?
Would 6 ever be caught dead watching magical girl anime?
What's 7's shoe size?
Do 8 and 10 like each other?
Can 9 dance?

[insanepurin]

1 definitely towers the breadbox!

2 and 5 would actually get along very well. They're both calm under the situation, and they both relate to their being close to their homelands. :3

Doesn't seem likely for 3. Nope!

4 has no other siblings, thank god. XDDD!

6 lives for magical girl anime! ;D

7 has pretty tiny feet. Kid-sized, if that says anything. XD

I doubt 8 and 10 are gonna get along at all.

Awww! I'd like to see 9 try! I might end up laughing my ass off, but gosh it would be cute and dorky. XDDD!

[sarajayechan]

5 is either Poo or Geno. 6 is Peach.

...7 is Amy or Cream? 9 could be Rotor or Luigi...

[insanepurin]

*DINGDINGDING* NUMBUH FIVE IS GENO.

*RRRR!* On Peach though. :P Good guess!

Good guesses for 7 and 9, but it's not either of them. :3

[insanepurin]

Nope. 2 and 5 are from different games. :o

3 isn't exactly seeing anyone, though there's adorable as hell subtext with a certain friend. :o