Five Things That Never Happened to Jeff Andonuts. #1 - The last four.
Guh! Stupid plot bunny, gnawing my shoe. @.@;;; Does anyone know the 5 Things fic meme? (Five Things That Never Happened to _____ and such?) I'm tempted to try one for Jeff, if only to play with his psyche a bit. :o I can only think of one plausible interesting situation that doesn't suck or sound dumb though. Fuckity. (Four Things That Never Happened to the Chosen Four? Hmm...)
Here. Toy with another meme instead. *cackle*
I've made a list of 10 characters and assigned them all numbers. Ask me questions about them ("Is 3 human?" "Who's smarter, 4 or 5?" "What would 2 and 7 do if they discovered buried treasure?") and I'll answer. Your mission is to discover which character is which. Nothing too specific like "Is 1 Batman?" (unless you know the answer for certain) "Is 5 from Pokémon?", or "Is 2 a Sailor Senshi based on the moon?".
Happy Talk Like a Pirate and Poogle Parade~! Arrrr~!
NO IM NOT LJ-CUTTING THIS HAHAHA