Where else would I research my fanfic?

[inquireof_liz]

I'm going to have to ask Jack to take the bricks off the Twitter cables and start monitoring them instead. It seems that Misha Collins has found out where I do the research for my fanfic and is now being chased by parties unknown who are impersonating me! I can only think they want the scoop on my latest fanfic, which Misha and I discussed while he

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[ask_captainjack]

Lactose-intolerant!

But you did a whole chapter where they eat yogurt in the back of a puddle jumper.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Good catch! No wonder you're so in demand as a beta. I'll make it jelly.

[ask_captainjack]

You might also reword the part where Gwyn runs ice cream cones over the back of Sheppard's taut thighs!

Maybe take the ice cream out so she just runs empty cones up his legs?

It's still plenty erotic.

[gwen_e_cooper]

*sigh*

This is why my WIPs never get finished. There are so many details to get just right.

Why is there so much dairy in my fan fiction? I don't know.

It could be ice lollies. Yes. Frostily erotic and melty ice lollies. Or... just one. I don't want overkill here, because this character is very subtle when it comes to seduction.

[inquireof_liz]

Why is there so much dairy in my fan fiction? I don't know.

Jack pioneered the trend, though I don't know why it's so popular now.

We were lolling about on a hot summer afternoon, working on our latest Road Pictures Hope/Crosby fic, when I asked what we should use for erotic stimulus in the scene.

Jack shouted, "Ice Cream!"

[dontask_pcandy]

Er, you guys keep writing there.

T, have we got any jelly and icecream in the fridge... Gwen's just given me an idea. And sprinkles. Have to have sprinkles, hurr hurrr!

[ask_captainjack]

What about you just put a line like this to solve the problem:

"I'm lactose intolerant," Gwyn added as she rubbed ice cream all over Sheppard's man-body.

"I'll make sure you only get cock in your mouth," said Sheppard. "Instead of dairy!"

Gwyn was grateful for the Atlantis man's thoughtfulness.

[dontask_pcandy]

What to do with the wafers, then, man??

Sorry, forgot who I was speaking to there for a moment!

[gwen_e_cooper]

That solves the problem, but it needs to be more descriptive. I like lollies better. More phallic.

"I'm lactose intolerant," Gwyn explained to Sheppard, as she rolled the frosty edge of a cherry-flavoured ice lolly along the back of one of Sheppard's taut thighs.

"Mmmmmmmm," he moaned, as he shivered with anticipatory ecstasy... etc.

Oh, hey, good point re: Atlantis. I need to do some research about the Wraiths, which give Sheppard awful flashback nightmares (which mean he awakes crying out and shaking while glistening with night sweat).

This is going to be really epic.

[ask_captainjack]

In the old days you could have asked Toshiko to do your research.

:-(

She would have given you a report, with conclusions even.