[voice post]

--ow! [have the sound of someone stumbling a bit, here] You know, this isn't quite what I was going for when I wanted someplace to---

[silence. For effect, you might hear a cricket chirp here or there.]

...well this looks familiar. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this place looks exactly like that huge park in the City. [cue ( Read more... )

[accidental video post]

[have a horrified Neville. Horrified Neville is currently tugging on a very short skirt, trying to get it off. Hell, he's trying to get the whole outfit off, looking panicked]

No--nononono this can't be happening--this can't be happening! [tug tug squirm struggle]Why is it not coming off?! What is this?! It's got to come ( Read more... )

[voice post]

Hagrid, what will we be--[a pause]

Um...this doesn't look like the Forbidden Forest. Not that I would know very well what it looks like, but it certainly doesn't look like where I was two seconds ago. Hagrid? Ginny?

...oh bugger.

Yesterday was definately one of the weirder curses. All the plants in my garden changed--my flitterbloom changed into a Devil's Snare, my mint into belladonna, my daisies into fanged geraniums, my ginger into hellebore...all of which are either poisonous our dangerous! Good thing fanged geranium bites aren't poisonous ( Read more... )

[voice]

This...isn't...?

Was that last Horcrux a portkey? [sounds of someone shifting a little, looking around]

Great. That means Ron and Hermione have to be around here somewhere--

Ron? Hermione? [shifting, again]

Dammit....

[ooc: So yeah, what if Neville got chosen instead of Harry? Placeholder, I'll tag when I get back xD;]

[locked from Lestranges and Malfoys]

Snow?! Why is it snowing in the middle of summer! Not funny, City! Not funny at all! Oh Merlin, my poor plants!

I'm going to have to get them inside--there's got to be some pots around here I could use. This'd better be over soon.

locked and warded against Bellatrix Lestrange

5 Things That I Really Dislike About This City
1. Curses that make me act different than I usually do
2. Bellatrix Lestrange
3. Severus Snape
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Time warp. Nothing stranger than talking to your DADA teacher when he's younger than you

6 Things That I Try Not to Think About Too Much1. ( Read more... )

Alright, let's have a vote. How many of you ladies think working in a flower shop gives the impression of a guy who's caring and sensative to your feelings?

Yes? It does? That's what I thought.

Oi, Malfoy. What time is the movie tonight?

[ooc: Neville be big pimpin' today. If you talk to him, and are female, he will hit on you ._.]

[locked and warded from Bellatrix//unhackable - Voice Post]

Harry? Hermione? Ron? Where did you guys disappear to? You didn't get turned into children, did you?

I should've checked the network earlier---has anyone seen them?

[voice post - locked and warded from Bellatrix Lestrange]

I AM NOT A PERVERT! Anyone who read that would think it was something that shouldn't be put out on a public forum, right? Right?! I'm not a pervert! I swear!