OKCupid personal messages

[innerbrat]

OKCupid is a match/dating./networking site I signed up with 'for a laugh' years ago. My profile is more or less up to date, includes the fact that I'm in a relationship, and honestly I just collect quiz results on it when I'm bored

Comments

[steely_glint]

As a potential future housemate, who just happens to be shockingly lazy, I DEMAND that you reply to this clearly delightful chap immediately.

[sleightofhand]

It sounds like he's looking to be in a master-slave type BDSM relationship, but is afraid to come right out and say it... which probably just hurts his cause.

[pmoodie]

It's got to be something like that.

It may start off with cleaning, washing and ironing, but it's going to end in whips, chains and nipple-clamps!

[catalyst2]

*nods*

Serial killer!

*nods*

[timjr]

...creepy.

Also, possibly out to steal your identity. Or kindap you in the back of a transit van.

Or, perhaps he's looking to make a woman suit.

Hi, I'm paranoid and morbid.

[innerbrat]

I'm a bad bad person in that my first thought with regards to the woman suit was - are you calling me fat?

*hangs head in shame*

[timjr]

. . .

I did not think of that implication.

Sorry!

[tvashtri]

Will there be a safety words involved? Like, if you were to ask him to pick up some tampons from the store he could say, "RED!!!"

[sumerianhaze]

Blue, according to most of the adverts...