So, as mentioned, I don't feel so great tonight; therefore, I am cheating at Brucemas. Yes, cheating; I'm doing a joke Christmas song that requires almost no commentary on my part.
I'm also providing a download, though, for what that's worth.
Anyway. "Pilgrim In The Temple Of Love." Or, Chistmas at the strip club.
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It was Christmas Eve, I was standin' in the parking lot/Of Fabulous Girls Nude Nude Nude )