It will be sent to a scattered group of other former beauty pageant winners, activating a command embedded during deep hypnosis that causes them all to become robotic killing machines, with specific political targets both great and small.
OMG, how could I have possibly forgotten about the fembots? *facepalm*
will now be knocking on my door today, wanting to question me.
Well, keep in mind your secret service(s) at least have fairly cool acronyms. It isn't a stretch to makes ours sound like "Cissy." ;-)
Perhaps Austin Powers will save the day. That would be groovy!
So if the final chapter of this novel were to end with a shagfest, would that make it ineligible for the above-suggested authors? Who would have to take over such a sweaty, messy, giggly ... erm ... climax?
The real secret service(s) don't have names at all. *ominous*
Meh, I don't believe that for a second. Do you know why? Accounting. It's freakishly difficult to do the accounting for several groups all going by unnamed names and with mysterious-type expense accounts.
Or, you know, so I would assume. It's obviously freakishly difficult for governments to balance the budgets they admit to, after all. ;-)
I'd never heard of lantisjournal and now I'm reading it and LMAO.
I know, I know! It's amazing and well worth re-reads. In a fandom with so many talented artists and writers, this bit of ultra-detailed crack still cracks me up to no end. I love it! :-D
Mind you I think that it would make a really good Dan Brown novel. I'm sure he would have great fun having his characters finding some really deep conspiracy that has been going on for years and has lots of different sub-plots.
Do we have sufficient wacky, mystical suggestions for the plot yet? I think you might be onto something ... but we probably need to throw a few more twists, though maybe for this one they should involve something really simple like prime numbers instead of anything more mathematically creative. ;-)
I vote john Ringo. "Cause he'd get some worthwhile pron in the story ...which could be interesting given the people involed ... or deeply, deeply disturbing ....
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Also, Puerto Rico was the only country to invade the US and shoot up Congress. I'm proud of that. Trufax.
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Oooh, interesting. I didn't know that. Wasn't that the plot of The Mouse That Roared?
;-)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Capitol_shooting_incident_(1954) But yeah, trufax.
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OMG, how could I have possibly forgotten about the fembots? *facepalm*
will now be knocking on my door today, wanting to question me.
Well, keep in mind your secret service(s) at least have fairly cool acronyms. It isn't a stretch to makes ours sound like "Cissy." ;-)
edited to correct for cool invasion-ish icon
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So if the final chapter of this novel were to end with a shagfest, would that make it ineligible for the above-suggested authors? Who would have to take over such a sweaty, messy, giggly ... erm ... climax?
The real secret service(s) don't have names at all. *ominous*
Meh, I don't believe that for a second. Do you know why? Accounting. It's freakishly difficult to do the accounting for several groups all going by unnamed names and with mysterious-type expense accounts.
Or, you know, so I would assume. It's obviously freakishly difficult for governments to balance the budgets they admit to, after all. ;-)
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Eric von Lustbader
So that you could have politics/subversion/sex and ninjas in there.
*snerks*
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(Ever since seeing the LantisJournal story, http://www.lantisjournal.com/lantisjournal/ , I always envision Chuck as the leader of ninjas.) Save the free world, Chuck!
*g*
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I know, I know! It's amazing and well worth re-reads. In a fandom with so many talented artists and writers, this bit of ultra-detailed crack still cracks me up to no end. I love it! :-D
Plus, I want to see ninja!Chuck in more fic! :-D
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Mind you I think that it would make a really good Dan Brown novel. I'm sure he would have great fun having his characters finding some really deep conspiracy that has been going on for years and has lots of different sub-plots.
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*snickers*
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*facepalm*
Any nightmares on this topic, I'll be placing the blame squarely on you!
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