It will be sent to a scattered group of other former beauty pageant winners, activating a command embedded during deep hypnosis that causes them all to become robotic killing machines, with specific political targets both great and small.
OMG, how could I have possibly forgotten about the fembots? *facepalm*
will now be knocking on my door today, wanting to question me.
Well, keep in mind your secret service(s) at least have fairly cool acronyms. It isn't a stretch to makes ours sound like "Cissy." ;-)
Perhaps Austin Powers will save the day. That would be groovy!
So if the final chapter of this novel were to end with a shagfest, would that make it ineligible for the above-suggested authors? Who would have to take over such a sweaty, messy, giggly ... erm ... climax?
The real secret service(s) don't have names at all. *ominous*
Meh, I don't believe that for a second. Do you know why? Accounting. It's freakishly difficult to do the accounting for several groups all going by unnamed names and with mysterious-type expense accounts.
Or, you know, so I would assume. It's obviously freakishly difficult for governments to balance the budgets they admit to, after all. ;-)
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OMG, how could I have possibly forgotten about the fembots? *facepalm*
will now be knocking on my door today, wanting to question me.
Well, keep in mind your secret service(s) at least have fairly cool acronyms. It isn't a stretch to makes ours sound like "Cissy." ;-)
edited to correct for cool invasion-ish icon
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So if the final chapter of this novel were to end with a shagfest, would that make it ineligible for the above-suggested authors? Who would have to take over such a sweaty, messy, giggly ... erm ... climax?
The real secret service(s) don't have names at all. *ominous*
Meh, I don't believe that for a second. Do you know why? Accounting. It's freakishly difficult to do the accounting for several groups all going by unnamed names and with mysterious-type expense accounts.
Or, you know, so I would assume. It's obviously freakishly difficult for governments to balance the budgets they admit to, after all. ;-)
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Hey, curious, true question here: did the naming of the IRS coincide with a drop in the number of American women named Iris?
*curious minds and all that*
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*snickers* Well, from what I hear, they certainly bug people!
(Yeah, I know ... never hand me an armed pun -- I'm dangerous with them.)
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