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inhumandog

-87- [Audio]

Mar 07, 2011 18:31

Hello, hello. New arrivals. Let's put in something vague and boring here about how we welcome you to this hellhole. [Snort.]

Don't believe them. You new inmates, I mean. Don't believe the wardens. There is an escape from here. I've escaped from here.

[There's a bit of a pause here as he "pretends" to come to a realization.] And now, I'm the only ( Read more... )

acting skillz, dramatics get you places, pay attention to meeeeee, entertainment for the masses, my name is iago

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[Video] aboutpower March 8 2011, 01:49:22 UTC

[Buffy is sitting on the floor in her bedroom, indian-style, and looking passively amused.] You "escaped", huh? And you're the only one?

I think I'm missing valuable context here.

[Video] inhumandog March 8 2011, 01:50:31 UTC

[He gives her a smirk. He loves talking about it.]

What do you want to know? There are plenty of other people who know the story.

[Video] aboutpower March 8 2011, 02:00:52 UTC

Ooh, storytime. [She gets up and sits on her bed. Yes, Buffy is getting more comfortable for this.] A story with completely true facts and complete lack of dramatics, too, I bet. [Have a smirk back, Iago!]

We can start with.. What do you mean by escaped?

[Video- Private] inhumandog March 8 2011, 02:13:59 UTC

[Oh. If there's one thing Iago does...it's storytime. He stands up and moves the camera so that she can see him. He holds his hands out to her, getting ready for this tale.]

Once, there were three men. A man who called himself the Master, a soldier and a traitor. The Master had a plan. A plan to escape and he took the other two men with him. He took them to a planet and they were able to take that planet over. They ruled everything. The Master and the solder were like gods.

But then the Barge returned for them.

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stopthat_destro March 8 2011, 02:34:47 UTC

Does it really count when somebody else did all the work?

inhumandog March 8 2011, 02:35:57 UTC

Quiet.

I have no need for your superfluous explanations.

stopthat_destro March 8 2011, 02:39:01 UTC

Or logic... [HE LOVES YOU, REALLY.]

inhumandog March 8 2011, 02:45:37 UTC

[YEAH...HE CAN TELL!]

It doesn't matter. Because I'm still the only one who has ever gotten away. The means doesn't matter, does it?

Private symbiotastic March 8 2011, 03:11:25 UTC

Escape? Come on, don't leave us hanging. I'd love to hear more.

Private inhumandog March 8 2011, 03:13:00 UTC

I assume you're asking for the "how." Which I won't [LOLCAN'T] provide.

Private symbiotastic March 8 2011, 05:00:26 UTC

What, you just wanted to start a story, but not get to the dirty details? That's no fun. [LOL HE MIGHT VENOM OUT AT YOU ONE DAY FOR ~ANSWERS~]

Private inhumandog March 8 2011, 11:49:59 UTC

[What a way to make new friends, Eddie...]

I have no idea who you are. Why would I reveal anything like that to you?

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sharpememory March 8 2011, 06:48:43 UTC

Yeah, I don't buy that you escaped. Where's your proof, smart guy?

inhumandog March 8 2011, 11:56:59 UTC

You want proof? Ask away.

It's in the memories of a good portion of the population. They came after us.

sharpememory March 9 2011, 03:23:20 UTC

Oh, so you were smart enough to get away but not smart enough to avoid getting recaptured? Sounds like your plan might have needed some work.

inhumandog March 9 2011, 11:31:09 UTC

Three years as a ruler is better than three days on this ship.

Which is what happened. So I'm not terribly torn up about it.

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Private; Voice. inhumandog March 10 2011, 02:32:52 UTC

...you don't remember the Arena?