Mar 07, 2011 18:31
Hello, hello. New arrivals. Let's put in something vague and boring here about how we welcome you to this hellhole. [Snort.]
Don't believe them. You new inmates, I mean. Don't believe the wardens. There is an escape from here. I've escaped from here.
[There's a bit of a pause here as he "pretends" to come to a realization.] And now, I'm the only one left who ever has escaped. [A LAUGH. Because he's hilarious. Clearly.]
Too bad they just come and bring you back, though. That's a touch annoying.
acting skillz,
dramatics get you places,
pay attention to meeeeee,
entertainment for the masses,
my name is iago