monsters you can introduce to the parents

[inhumandecency]

In response to the popularity of the Twilight novels and the recent film, the Onion AV Club ran the article "What Will Be the Next Abstinence Vampire?". They speculated that if readers have fallen in love with a heroine who says yes to lurid sex with an unnatural creature of darkness but no to doing it before they're married, then we'll soon be

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[contentlove]

I don't know how I'd know which ones you made up, but that list made me literally LOL several times.

I particularly LOVE:

# Anti-Drug Yeti
# Loch Ness Minister

# Babysitter Baba Yaga

# Wikipedia Moderator Wendigo
# Puts-the-toilet-seat-back-down Sasquatch.

and

Free Hugs Day Manticore

[queenofhalves]

unless the movie changes the books, the girl is all for the sex -- it's the boy who insists on putting it off.

[inhumandecency]

That's not what my sister told me! I should have known better than to trust an avowed Buffy fan.