So, it's apparently been ages since I last posted. How do I know? Because a little bird told me. Or he would have, if he was capable of human speech. Instead, he (was it she?) mostly just sat there tweeting at me. I tried to make him (her?) a Twitter account, but he (she?) wouldn't tell me his (her? okay, I'll stop) name ( Read more... )

I just had the following conversation with a good friend we shall call "S":

(12:30:52 PM) S: *huggles* ^^ Why do you have monkeys?
(12:31:00 PM) Me: because they got loose, obviously
(12:31:51 PM) S:

So, Kristen gave me a webcam for my birthday a couple weeks ago. Good stuff. And with it, I recorded this brief Youtube video (just me playing the intro of Epica's, "The Obsessive Devotion"):

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Might make a habit of posting more videos...

So, today I got yelled at for stopping to let a pedestrian cross the street....by the pedestrian.

Maybe I should have just run her over. The stupid are funny sometimes.

For those of you who don't know, the answer to everything is 42. For those of you who do know, perhaps you never thought about why that is. Well, I'm here to offer you an explanation, the reason why the answer is 42 ( Read more... )

I find it amusing, or perhaps disturbing, that every time I go to pay my Citi credit card, there's a message on the website saying that if I pay late, my interest rate will jump to the penalty rate of 29.99% and my credit will be affected ( Read more... )

( Picture-heavy post ahead, so be warned, oh dial-up users! )

Ask me your questions. It's all Jim's fault.

This could be interesting. Or possibly horrifying.

Here's to trying not to make this sound like an AA meeting. *raises glass*

Hello all, my name is Mike.

"Hi, Mike! You might want to put down the glass, or, you know, people could get the wrong idea!"Right, sorry! It's Coke, really ( Read more... )

The following conversation just occurred on instant messenger between me and a friend (who I will call J). Names have been changed to protect the insane ( Read more... )