Crackfic Drabble for Realpestilence: Treesmut

[ineptshieldmaid]

realpestilence wants to see more Treesmut in the fandom.

Thus, I give you:

Title: One hot man pushing another up against a Dryad.
Fandom: misc. Narnia.
Pairings: Peter/Caspian, Dryad/Dryad.
Rating: PG. (Snort. When I was a kid, I did in fact get parental guidance on my movie watching choices. I'm finding it hard to imagine anyone asking for parental guidance

Comments

[lighttheshadows]

haha.

of all the things i never imagined i would see, this was certainly at the top of the list.

:-)

[ineptshieldmaid]

*grins dementedly* fulfiling the fantasies you never knew you had, that's me!

[penguingeek]

This. is amazing.

XD

(Honestly, that's what I was thinking when I wrote and mix water with the wine - which btw you commented on, and I thank you for it :D But then I thought nah, that tree wasn't a dryad... xD)

And I would be interested to see treesmut. How do they do it? I am curious.

[ineptshieldmaid]

*gigglegigglegiggle*

(snort. betcha it WAS a dryad, keeping quiet so she could watch.)

realpestilence wonders these sorts of things, too.

[penguingeek]

I can't blame her, I would too XD

One of the great mysteries of the world, tree!sex. *sigh* I mean, if they can come alive in the human sense, as spirits or whatever, shouldn't they be able to do human things? REALLY, it's only fair.

[ineptshieldmaid]

well, you WROTE it, that's the same net effect :P

Well, knowing C.S. Lewis, they probably can't or weren't meant to... OBVIOUSLY fandom need to rescue them from this plight :D

[mase992]

Oh wow, hahahaha! Sorry, wrong tree.

[ineptshieldmaid]

you've got to look out for these sorts of things, in Narnia.

just you wait until I have time for Fangorn/Quickbeam Slowporn :P

[realpestilence]

Wow, it's like magic! I asked and I received. *grins*

Very funny-kind of killed the mood for *both* couples.

Yes, if you go to my memories under "fun/interesting stuff-Narnia", I think it's listed, there's a number of discussions that I've been prodding my flist with. I've got a few more things I want to go over and then I'm gonna wrap it up in a little essay thing and hand a link to any of my friends I think might be interested. I can't write for crap but ideas...I can generate some ideas. I'm good at world-building, too. *rubs hands gleefully*

[ineptshieldmaid]

*grins back* couldn't resist!

i know... poor dryads... poor kinglets...

huh, that's one interesting list of intersting things you got there.

[una__sola]

*giggles* This is excellent in the most wonderfully cracktastic way possible. Tree porn and king porn at the same time!

[ineptshieldmaid]

I live to serve!