Crackfic Drabble for Realpestilence: Treesmut

[ineptshieldmaid]

realpestilence wants to see more Treesmut in the fandom.

Thus, I give you:

Title: One hot man pushing another up against a Dryad.
Fandom: misc. Narnia.
Pairings: Peter/Caspian, Dryad/Dryad.
Rating: PG. (Snort. When I was a kid, I did in fact get parental guidance on my movie watching choices. I'm finding it hard to imagine anyone asking for parental guidance

Comments

[penguingeek]

This. is amazing.

XD

(Honestly, that's what I was thinking when I wrote and mix water with the wine - which btw you commented on, and I thank you for it :D But then I thought nah, that tree wasn't a dryad... xD)

And I would be interested to see treesmut. How do they do it? I am curious.

[ineptshieldmaid]

*gigglegigglegiggle*

(snort. betcha it WAS a dryad, keeping quiet so she could watch.)

realpestilence wonders these sorts of things, too.

[penguingeek]

I can't blame her, I would too XD

One of the great mysteries of the world, tree!sex. *sigh* I mean, if they can come alive in the human sense, as spirits or whatever, shouldn't they be able to do human things? REALLY, it's only fair.

[ineptshieldmaid]

well, you WROTE it, that's the same net effect :P

Well, knowing C.S. Lewis, they probably can't or weren't meant to... OBVIOUSLY fandom need to rescue them from this plight :D

[penguingeek]

Poor possibly!asexual trees :(

(And I indeed agree...just, I will not have any part in it :P)