...initiated by the great and evil tiniago. Who has also, incidentally, stolen all the best crewmembers, the bitch.

FIRST MATE: Captain Kazam! Who gets to keep his title as a special favour from me, and whose jobs include stomping around, shouting at people, and drinking vodka. Oh, and clicking his heels together whenever he sees me ( Read more... )

"We would not let ourselves be burned to death for our opinions; we are not sure enough of them for that. But perhaps for the right to have our opinions and to change them." Nietzsche

"Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head." G.K. Chesterton