Yep. I ended it.

"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark."I'm not really sure whether it was the right decision or not. And my timing was terrible, as was the method. But she agreed with me. And now I sort of wish I could take it ( Read more... )

Maybe I should just call it off now, while I've still got some self-respect, because I don't seem to be getting any respect from anyone/anywhere else. Because this is fuckin' bullshit. I'm supposed to be there to listen to all of your problems, but when I feel like shit, I'm on my own? I guess you'd prefer to go back to someone that lies to you ( Read more... )

I guess I just don't understand the concept of dating.

I must recognize them if I am to correct them.

1. Too clingy
2. Untrusting
3. Paranoid
4. I have this great sense of humor that I tend to use mostly only in my writing.
5. Fall too easily (remember, it's not real - in fact, there's no such thing)

I will now attempt to correct these problems.

Usually when I have this feeling...

I'm right.

I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

Play it cool, boss. Play it cool. Keep your composure.

By the way, what do women want?!?!!???

Ignore then, but don't ignore them.

Get close, but stay away.

Trust. I've got trust issues. But then, maybe it's because I can't trust anybody.

So...maybe I'm just paranoid...maybe I'm going to create a self-fulfilling prophesy ( Read more... )

Wow. I don't use this thing anymore. Yeah. I guess life must be pretty good right about now.

( Less Republican Hair )