Twenty-First-
Century Computing,
as Explained by
My Mother.

BY PASHA MALLA

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the Internet: "Where people mess around with words."

e-mail: "A way of communicating with people. You plug in and go for it."

website: "Where you post information about a topic. Any topic. It could be anything. Therein lies the freedom."

firewall: "It must block something ( Read more... )

Wait! There's never been a mess like this. No more hands to hold when the page turns tomorrow with the hurt to give up. Curse us as God has sold us. Believe me Hell has no room for your crime here. So beat me, till the blood and the bone finds our end near.

Bye bye world. Or will our hope still hold on? Boy, you're never going to see the things that ( Read more... )

It's blowing my mind...I can listen to nothing else.
Like:

I saw, I smelled what he did to you, girl,
and to be frank, the thought makes my innards curl.
How he preyed on your ripe insecurities.
The thorn in your side is alive, and it's killing me.
Obscure records entombed in his room with mechanical lust,
diapered, desolate middle-aged doom.
On your ( Read more... )

On October 19, 2007 the band announced via their Myspace as well as their official website, that a new song, entitled "(Fork and Knife)", will be released through iTunes on October 23, 2007. "(Fork and Knife)" is going to be released as a single track download, and not part of any bigger release. They stated that the song was confirmed to be ( Read more... )

Mother to noisy, restless son: You know what? As soon as we get home I'm calling your doctor. You're going back on medication.
Kid, screaming: Nooo! [Spotting boarding passenger] Oh, he has a wrestling shirt! I want a wresting shirt!

  nervous john rescues all the whores ( Read more... )

 The Darjeeling Limited is coming. I have seen... 
Christmas

Ways I've Let Down
Popular Musicians.

BY JOHN MOE

Stopped believin', let go of the feelin', thereby enraging Steve Perry.

I love this song...

I can't think of a single thing I'd rather do
Than to be cast away on an island with you
No, I can't think of anything more heavenly
Than to have you shipwrecked on an island with me

Shipwrecked with you
Shipwrecked with you
I can't think of a single thing I'd rather do
Than to be cast away on an island with you

Far from distractions and ( Read more... )

T H E   L O S T   J O U R N A L S   O F
D O O G I E   H O W S E R ,   M . D .
BY PASHA MALLA AND MIKE BAKER
July 9, 1990
Damn it, Wanda-how am I supposed to know how to change a tire? I'm a doctor, not a car doctor, or "mechanic."

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