Comments | in_motive: Tragic Penis Accident

in_motive

Tragic Penis Accident

Feb 21, 2007 16:37

So, I was making hotdogs, with only a shirt on. Somehow my dick was kind of erect. Anyway a splash of oil bounced into the top and well . . . I'm sure it will be ok, but god damn it's irritating. I'd like to ask all of you to remember my penis in your prayers tonight ( Read more... )

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iolarah February 21 2007, 22:52:02 UTC

I don't think I've ever been asked to pray for someone's penis before....

...I hope it didn't blister >_o

in_motive February 21 2007, 22:55:03 UTC

nah its all good, just sensitive

it aint like back draft

:)

still tho, i just stood there like 'what the fuck'

iolarah February 21 2007, 22:56:51 UTC

No doubt. You've got to wonder, does the fat just _know_ where there's bare skin?

in_motive February 21 2007, 22:59:51 UTC

i think so, evil bastards

hammer_time_tom February 22 2007, 04:04:00 UTC

if you were actually listening to that Distorted Minds track at the time, that would be AMAZING.

in_motive February 22 2007, 05:13:13 UTC

truly

sardonyx February 22 2007, 05:01:06 UTC

oooowww!
one time when i was at Ruth's Chris with Peter and Julie, I was wearing a low cut top and when the waiter put my steak down, some hot grease sizzling on teh steak bounced up and got on my chest. it hurt for WEEKS. it felt like it had gotten under the skin and was just sitting there burning :o

Um, I hope it's not like that for you!!!

in_motive February 22 2007, 05:13:32 UTC

its already way better :)

sqwd February 22 2007, 19:00:39 UTC

I like "Somehow my dick was kind of erect" and laughed in a vocal way when I read it. However, I also understand.