Tragic Penis Accident
So, I was making hotdogs, with only a shirt on. Somehow my dick was kind of erect. Anyway a splash of oil bounced into the top and well . . . I'm sure it will be ok, but god damn it's irritating. I'd like to ask all of you to remember my penis in your prayers tonight.
Note : I'm not lying, this is 100 percent true.
I thought the danger of frying was no shirt frying, which I've had unfortunate moments in before. So I put a shirt on, and bang, it goes for somethign else.
Note : I'm not lying, this is 100 percent true.
I thought the danger of frying was no shirt frying, which I've had unfortunate moments in before. So I put a shirt on, and bang, it goes for somethign else.