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Jan 17, 2010 18:53

Why are there so many more guys than girls?

mrs gazelle, walking softly, mama, scared

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thepartydude January 18 2010, 03:12:46 UTC
'Cause guys rule.

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:13:26 UTC
Girls are nicer.

[Usually.]

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thepartydude January 18 2010, 03:18:48 UTC
Okay you got me there.

They smell better too.

[Of course this might be related to the fact that all the girls Mikey knows don't live in a sewer.]

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:21:51 UTC
Yeah, that's true.

[Oleg has no idea if girls smell better than boys, but he knows it's best to just agree when older males start talking about girls. He never really understands what they're talking about, but they get annoyed if he doesn't parrot what they say back.

It's not that Oleg is uninterested in girls, but he's eleven. He's more interested in beating girls in Pokemon battles and math scores than in sex.]

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morequartersplz January 18 2010, 03:12:51 UTC
Cooties.

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:13:42 UTC
Cooties aren't real.

[He's eleven. He's not a baby.]

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morequartersplz January 18 2010, 03:15:52 UTC
Cooties are so real! They just tell you that so you can get infected.

Bet you're infected.

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:18:34 UTC
Cooties aren't real.

[Or is she talking about diseases you can get from sex? Oleg took sex ed. one year. There's lots of diseases you can get from having sex.]

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missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:24:59 UTC
...There are? I never noticed.

[Way to not pay attention to your surroundings, Mimmi]

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:25:39 UTC
Way more guys.

[One of the reasons why Oleg is so anxious to defend Mimmi. You never know when one of them will get drunk or high and come after her.]

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missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:31:32 UTC
[She'd be more concerned if there were Russian men on board. She knows about the crap they pulled when they took Berlin.

But as far as she knows there aren't any]

Ah, well, I suppose one or the other has to be the majority. It would seem a bit odd if it were even, ja?

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:32:48 UTC
[If there were Russian men on board, Oleg would sleep outside her door with a crowbar.]

Captain Redd can take anyone from anywhere. But he took more men.

[A bunch of gay men, too.

Maybe it's true what they say about sailors. ]

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salsaconjere January 18 2010, 03:58:27 UTC
[Jeremiah doesn't mind that at all.]

Perhaps the Captain wants more defense than reproduction.

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:59:38 UTC
What?

[Defense from what? Reproducing? Does Jeremiah mean making children?

A chill goes down Oleg's spine. No one had better try to hurt Mrs Kopanski or he'll make them pay.]

No. That's sick.

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salsaconjere January 18 2010, 04:02:40 UTC
[Wait-- sick? Jeremiah thought humans only thought about sex. He palms.]

What-- I meant,.was something along the lines of if the boat gets attacked, there is a stronger line of defense with more men. If there were more women, ..A lot more reproducing would happen. [Ew interbreeding.]

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 04:04:42 UTC
[This guy is fucking creepy as hell. Why the hell is he talking about reproducing? Why would you want to reproduce on this boat? Why is he talking to Oleg about reproduction.

Oleg, being eleven and inexperienced, doesn't know enough to recognize Jeremiah as non-human. All he hears is an adult male talking about reproducing with women. ]

... I guess. Uhm, and women are strong. Major Kusanagi can beat up anyone.

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headsinging January 18 2010, 04:25:38 UTC
I'm a girl, pet.

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 04:26:49 UTC
Oh. Hello.

[A woman! Oleg trusts women much more than men.]

Uhm, I'm Oleg. Who're you?

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headsinging January 18 2010, 04:38:48 UTC
I'm Drusilla. You sound simply darling, Oleg.

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imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 05:53:58 UTC
Hello Mrs Drusilla.

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