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imsorryimissed

+ Fifteenth Fairytale +

Jan 17, 2010 18:53

Why are there so many more guys than girls?

mrs gazelle, walking softly, mama, scared

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missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:24:59 UTC

...There are? I never noticed.

[Way to not pay attention to your surroundings, Mimmi]

imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:25:39 UTC

Way more guys.

[One of the reasons why Oleg is so anxious to defend Mimmi. You never know when one of them will get drunk or high and come after her.]

missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:31:32 UTC

[She'd be more concerned if there were Russian men on board. She knows about the crap they pulled when they took Berlin.

But as far as she knows there aren't any]

Ah, well, I suppose one or the other has to be the majority. It would seem a bit odd if it were even, ja?

imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:32:48 UTC

[If there were Russian men on board, Oleg would sleep outside her door with a crowbar.]

Captain Redd can take anyone from anywhere. But he took more men.

[A bunch of gay men, too.

Maybe it's true what they say about sailors. ]

missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:38:19 UTC

Well, yes, but I suppose it simply worked out that way. I do not see why the Captain would do it intentionally.

[Then again, the Captain is batshit crazy, so who knows what he's thinking]

imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:39:30 UTC

[For all they know, he'll start bringing nothing but talking pastries on next week. Who can tell with the Captain?]

He's... weird. I heard he's in love with a bird, Mrs Kopanski.

missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:43:40 UTC

[Oh, great. Bestiality. Lovely]

I am afraid I would not find that surprising if it were true. I suppose sailing for a long time is bound to make a person go a bit... crazy.

[Crazy might be an understatement]

But I have only seen one bird on board, so far. It was a seagull.

imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:44:37 UTC

[There's a horrified silence.]

... it wouldn't fit.

lmfao missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:49:06 UTC

[jshgfjsdgfjadgjhnfct]

What?

[Wat]

XD imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:50:24 UTC

[OH WHAT DID HE SAY. ]

Uhm, this puzzle I'm working on! It's not fitting!

[Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.]

missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:53:23 UTC

[Facepalming SO HARD forever oh sweet Jesus]

Oh... Um, try another piece then?

[Ffffff]

imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 03:54:41 UTC

Okay.

[Pause.]

It fits now. Thank you for your help.

[Oleg's just going to go dig a hole in the floor, crawl in and never come out now, ok?]

that was this evening's mother-son sex talk missmimmi January 18 2010, 03:59:01 UTC

You are very welcome, Oleg. Puzzles can be, um, tricky, ja? Very tricky.

[Don't worry, she's going to conveniently forget all bout this conversation and never bring it up.

Except maybe when he's older and she's meeting his girlfriends. But for now, no worries!]

may it never happen again imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 04:00:42 UTC

[They can both silently agree that they will never speak of this ever again.]

Very tricky. Uhm. Yeah. Ja. Da.

who knows what horrors will be brought up if it does missmimmi January 18 2010, 04:04:06 UTC

Mhm.

[Okay awkward SAY SOMETHING ELSE]

How has your day been, Oleg?

imsorryimissed January 18 2010, 04:06:41 UTC

Fit.

[It takes him a beat to realise what he said.]

Fine! Fine! It's been fine!

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